i need to laugh. please tell me some jokes.
2006-08-10 21:02:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
wow these r some funny jokes..
2006-08-10 21:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This lady walks into an ice cream shop
she says " i'd like some chocolate ice cream".
The clerk says " lady I'm sorry we're all out of chocolate". so the lady says "ok, bye".
A half an hour later the lady comes back and asks for chocolate ice cream. The clerk again tells her that there is no chocolate.
Maybe an hour later she returns. The incredulous clerk says "Hey Lady, can you spell the Van in vannilla"? Yes. "Can you spell the Straw in strawberry"? Yes. "Can you spell the **** in chocolate"? There is no **** in chocolate. " That's what I've been tryin to tell ya, there is no ****** chocolate".
2006-08-11 04:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by Aerosmits 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well a Very Old Grandmother (a Very Very Old One) Was in Her Home Sitting ..A Robber Came into her House and Took her Television She Stayed Running and Running After Him He Said What do You Want ? She Said You Forgot The Remote Control ..
Lol Hope You Liked It ,,
Thanks For Asking
2006-08-11 04:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Unique !! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw a t-shirt tonight that made a lot of us laugh our ***** off. Front had a logo for a river rafting business. Back, in big letters "Paddle faster.. I hear banjo music"
2006-08-11 04:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by terri m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look so cute... just w/ that face... you don't even have to laugh... that's hot... look at you... you smile now... that's cuter... by the way, I'm Andy from Virginia wish you have a nice day... take it easy now... everyday is a good day because you're still breathing, should thank God for that...
2006-08-11 04:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
Good girls say, "Don't ... Stop..."
Bad girls say, "Don't Stop
2006-08-11 10:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sofa king we Todd did.
say it outloud a few times, you'll get it!!
hope it makes you laugh.
ps; i am not making fun of any one who's mentaly chalanged. please dont take it in a bad way.
i am not a evil person.
2006-08-11 04:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by barb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY DID MORE BLACKS DIE IN VIETNAM THAN DID WHITES?
Answer: Because everytime the seargent yelled "GET DOWN," all blacks would get up and start dancing and the Vietkong would shoot them down !
2006-08-11 04:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how bout u laugh at your qwn name.goat_girl
hahahahah
2006-08-11 04:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A CAT WITH A RABBIT . ! PUSSY HARES
2006-08-11 04:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by seema m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋