A genie grants you 3 wishes...?

Question

So, let's pretend for a second, you're a selfish human being and, would use the wishes for your own personal gain... what would they be? I don't want to hear any Miss America, World Peace- End world Hunger crap so... don;t be afarid to waste your wishes on your self!


And, No wishing for more wishes!

For me:
1. The ability to eliminate 4 celebrities of my choosing.
2. One of those convertable tablet laptops
3. To meet my grandfather

You can always wish for another lamp.

Answer 1

a wallet that evrytime I open it there's $500 in it, insane guitar skills, and the ability to read any and all mind's.

Answer 2

I would wish for good health because somtimes I do not feel the greatest as far as health even though nothing major is wrong with me.My second wish would be for my 4 children to have a very prosperous life.They are young and have alot of learning and 1 has disabilities which I worry about at times.For my third wish,I wish to be rich. By being rich, since I am not a selfish person, then I could donate what ever amount and to whatever organization my heart leads me to support whether it is to support world hunger , homeless , the ill , the church or whatever it may be and I could also fulfill many dreams for my family and myself such as that new house,car , boat, or whatever else was wanted.

Answer 3

Damn wishing for more wishes was my top choice but ok here goes:

1. I own all the pretty shoes in the Vogue closet
2. I had the ability to think before I speak
3. That I could eat and eat and eat junk food but be healthy (not "healthy" in Hollywood terms, but in doctor's terms)

Answer 4

1. Be filthy rich.
2. Never have 2 work & only live 4 pleasure.
3. Bring Aaliyah back 2 life so I can meet her.

Answer 5

A magic ring that promises the wearer invisibility yet another ring that promises the wearer enormous actual ability i could favor to keep the third desire..yet when i am going to't then..hmm.per chance a million money in money. playstation - i could like to have peace too in the international and end to environmental probs yet i don't believe of even a Genie could un-do each of the evil we've unleashed :(

Answer 6

dang! I've always told myself that if this really happened to me, I'd use wish number 1 to get unlimited wishes! now that this possibility is gone, i guess I'd have to wish for:
1. money
2. health and wisdom
3. all the girls in the world (who are already gay, none of that straight girl nonsense) to fall head over heels for me. the straight girls can carry on with their daily lives as per normal :)

regards.

Answer 7

I would think that the three wishes would be is

one Have the power to destroy any country in the whole world
two Have any kind of powers i would like to have anytime and
three No one will stop me when i make this wish

Answer 8

I would wish to live my life over again. I would get up earlier in the morning, go to more dances and go barefoot in the summer time and then when my life was through I would wish to do more of it all twice again.

Answer 9

Plenty of money
End all types of pornographic crap
wish for 3 more wishes

Answer 10

My first wish would be to be the most wise person on earth. Then I would have the wisdom to not waste the other two wishes foolishly.

Answer 11

1. A 350Z
2. A bottle of cola that fills itself when it is half empty and never goes flat
3. A big, nice, house on the beach that is immune to natural disasters.