Who's the weirdest or creepiest person you've ever had to work with? Customers too . I'm collecting stori

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Answer 1

I was working in a max.security mens'prison,(Im a nurse)and we were in a tough situation (prison riots were a daily event) and so we couldnt keep quality nurses,and the applicant pickins' were getting slim.
So our boss hired 2 (odd looking!!) nurses who said they were from Tx. and had correctional nursing experience.They were hired on as 'temps'(then full time if their licenses were ok)

My friend and I were taking turns orientating them,showing the ropes.
Well,these 2 gals had odd behaviors,but we let it go,as times were tough,but my patience is only good for so long....by now,my co-worker friend was creeped out by these 2,and she left me holding the bag(s)!
My last straw came when the 2 gals & I were on supper break one evening,just eating/talking,getting to know them type of things....
Then,out of the blue,one of them proceeded to do something I couldnt believe!....She casually took her dentures out,and very throughly licked each one clean!
We were having sandwiches,ok,so most people know bread sticks to the teeth (even worse on 'falsies')....believe me,she must have taken a full 10 minutes to get them 'just right'.....Ive seen some pretty gory stuff in my day,but her doing that.....
I was literally froze,couldnt take my eyes away!Then she just popped them back in,and returned to work.

Yes,I told my friend what I had to endure,and she couldnt quit laughing!She really made herself scarce after that,leaving me saddled again!
BUT,the next evening,the 2 were not at work,but they were scheduled.
Our boss stopped in,and told us the inquiry reply of their Tx.licenses came in that day,and she found out both licenses were REVOKED(ie:a very bad thing!)!
And,they both had warrents for their arrests!
(Yes,they were 'returned' to Tx.....)

Thank goodness,who knows what other 'hygeine' routines she hadnt 'shared' w/ me yet!And we were not told what the warrents were for,but it gave me the willies anyway!

My friend & I had some pretty good laughs after that!

Answer 2

ok. I was working at the cable company about 10 years ago. (mind you, we were the "middle man" providing the satalite feed. We had nothing to do with the actual programming) Dude calls up one night to tell me that we were videotaping a chair on channel 73 and we had been doing this for the past 34 1/2 hours. He was house sitting at his friends' house and he'd like to watch something other than a chair. I told him to find the remote and change the channel. That wasn't an option for him. Told him to go over to the tv and change the channel. He didn't like that option either. He kept hounding me about this damn chair on channel 73. Why he watched it long enough to know that it was on for a day and a half...I haven't a clue.

More recently, I was working (through a temp agency. I'm a substitute teacher and I do "odd jobs" in the summer) on the phone lines for a prestigous bed company. Why anyone would pay $9000 for something that has neither a flush toilet or a steering wheel is beyond me. Anyway, this company doesn't provide any service to customers without charging astronomical amounts of money (and they justify it by saying they waranty parts, not labor). I get this dude on the phone one day who got his bed shipment via UPS. He's putting it together and he realizes that he's missing some parts. I looked at his UPS tracking info and it showed that 3 boxes were delivered the previous day and one was due for delivery that day. Most people would've been thrilled to know that their parts weren't lost, just delayed. Not him. He blew a gasket telling me that we should use a more responsible shipper who won't seperate packages and told me that this was a poor reflection on our company, and yadda yadda yadda. For anyone who's never worked with shipped packages, the ONLY was to guarantee an order arrives at the same time is to ship it Next Day Air or Second Day Air. The company was providing free shipping, and they were way to cheap to do that!

A funnier one... I was working as a shift manager at a national pizza chain for like..most of my 20s. I was sitting on the desk doing opening books one morning and the phone rang. Person on the phone wanted to know how many pieces in a large pizza. Told em 12. They asked if we cut them in squares. I told them we could if they wanted us to. Asked how many squares. I did some quick math and told them 36. They were like, "Cool! We get more pizza if you cut them in squares, Dude!"

Answer 3

Have any of you guys ever worked with the perfect employee? Everything they do has to be by the book and perfect? Those folks make me sick and then they look down on you if you come back from break a minute late, or you make a minor mistake.

i used to work at a sex shop with 2 other girls and a guy manager. and one of the girls (Li) was cool and the other one (marge) was a little creepy. she went to local community college and was pissed off b/c they didn't offer womens studies. then someone brought crayons and paper in jsut for entertainment and marge drew Li in this girly dress with x's as her eyes and blood all over her face and then next to her body was this massive vagina with blood all over it and it was just strange. and she hung it in the bathroom. i always told Li that Marge wanted to kill her and then eat out her dead body. haha i know that's sick but it made Li laugh about the situation.

Answer 4

a woman who got here into the food market the place I worked, she at last have been given kicked out for good. She had long gray hair, wore a hood even in summer season, long gown, creepy, gave the impact of a witch, she scared teenagers interior the save. She chased the bag guy or woman away to bag her own, in rubbish luggage she delivered along with her. whilst she paid, she reached down into her pants, interior, to get a baggie crammed with replace. She grow to be so propose and nasty and grimy. She carried a suitcase along with her, some say she grow to be relatively loaded and her money grow to be interior. We called her suitcase woman.

Answer 5

I once worked with a guy who was extremely addicted to chewing tobacco. He would always carry his spit bottle with him, and it was just so freakin' nasty. Since this guy was always broke, he was always asking people if they had any "dip". When times got really bad, this guy would break up a cigarette, and put everything that was in the cigarette in his mouth. I had to get up and leave when I saw this one, it was bad. To top it off, my supervisor went on vacation, so this dude was my acting supervisor for a couple of weeks.

Answer 6

A woman who came into the bank I worked at. She claimed someone broke into her apartment, stole her toenail clipper, used it, then broke in again and put it back. She also used a Ouija board while sitting on the toilet.