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No, but I think you either are pregnant or you ate the baby!

"Someone ate the baby.
It's rather sad to say.
Someone ate the baby
So she won't be out to play.

We'll never hear her whiney cry
Or have to feel if she is dry.
We'll never hear her asking "Why?"
Someone ate the baby.

Someone ate the baby.
It's absolutely clear
Someone ate the baby
'Cause the baby isn't here.

We'll give away her toys and clothes.
We'll never have to wipe her nose.
Dad says, "That's the way it goes."
Someone ate the baby.

Someone ate the baby.
What a frightful thing to eat!
Someone ate the baby
Though she wasn't very sweet.

It was a heartless thing to do.
The policemen haven't got a clue.
I simply can't imagine who
Would go and (burp) eat the baby."

Shell Silverstein! Gotta love that twisted bastard!!

2006-08-10 18:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by DEATH 7 · 2 1

try putting a salve on it to attraction to out the poison, if there is any. save a funky compress on it to help with the swelling. If that's not extra suited in some extra days see a physician. I had that take place to me some weeks in the past. It grew to become out to be this puss crammed factor of a few style that replaced into on the interior the interior my outer ear (not hardship-free to describe.). besides after approximately 3 days it began leaking fluid and replaced into long previous after a week.

2016-10-01 22:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh man, that's funny. There is SUPPOSED to be a strange noise that accompanies flatulence. That's called a "fart". As far as your abdomen issues, maybe you shoudl go to the free clinic

2006-08-10 18:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony R 4 · 1 0

No, it could just be something you ate recently.

e.g. if your last meal was dinner at the Annual Toyota Dealers' Convention, then all I can say is...that wasn't chicken.

The industli is blutal, absolutely blutal.

2006-08-10 23:26:35 · answer #4 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 1

LMAO! And I was concerned you actually had a medical problem. You're on my fecal roster now buddy!

2006-08-10 18:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by yadayadayada 3 · 1 0

Only if a mouth comes into the equation

2006-08-10 18:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 1 1

'Does abcess make the fart go honda? "

OMG hahahahahahahahaha...
LOL :*)

2006-08-10 19:10:31 · answer #7 · answered by Moxie 3 · 1 1

Have you ever seen that movie Alien??

2006-08-10 18:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Ambervisions 4 · 3 0

stop drinking absinth ...it is drowning your brain cells!

2006-08-10 18:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

consult doctor

2006-08-10 18:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by pradeep 4 · 1 2

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