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The first person to tell me an entertaining true story that is wierd or unbelievable (to me) gets best answer right away.

Answer 1

I'm thinking...okay - my Grandmother had a snake that was stealing her chicken eggs right out of the nest. She put a glass door knob in the nest and the snake swallowed it and never bothered the eggs again. My dad found the snake later, it had tried to digest the doorknob, and died. He retrieved the doorknob, in case another snake came to visit.

Answer 2

"Several years ago, I had my only real hotel-smashing experience. I was with Ian Astbury from The Cult and we were a little bit under the weather. Somehow we managed to get the bathroom door off and out of the window of my hotel room. And it landed, not on the street, thank God, but on the roof of a restaurant.

And Ian and I both suddenly looked at each other and went ‘ohh no, that was really bad.’ We got very responsible so we just sat down and waited for the cops to come. And we waited for an hour and nobody came.

Anyway, in the morning they gave me my bill and it was like a thousand pound for the mini bar. And then this very snobby hotel guy, very civilized, very English goes: ‘And that’ll be ninety pounds for the door sir. How would you like to pay - cash or AMEX?’ - I mean, God, is that rock and roll? We at least expected to be dragged down to the police station." ~ Michael Hutchence

Answer 3

MARSHALL, Texas (Aug. 8) - A truck transporting zoo animals overturned Tuesday, spilling about two dozen penguins, tropical fish and an octopus onto an east Texas highway, authorities said.
"We had a penguin wreck," Department of Public Safety trooper Richard Buchanan said

The driver, Kelly Hodge, and a passenger sustained minor scratches and bruises. The Indianapolis Zoo employees were taking the animals to Moody Gardens in Galveston when Hodge lost control of the truck on U.S. Highway 59, Buchanan said.

The penguins were traveling in heavy tubs, which broke open when the truck crashed. Three penguins were killed by oncoming traffic; one died in the crash. Another penguin suffered a broken wing.

The octopus and fish were being transported in water-filled plastic bags. The octopus survived, but some of the fish died when the bags burst, Buchanan said.

Troopers and workers from the nearly Caldwell Zoo in Tyler helped corral the penguins and rescue the fish, Buchanan said.

The penguins were taken to the Caldwell Zoo for examination and then sent on to Galveston by mid-afternoon.

"They were doing remarkably well for what they had been through," he said.

Answer 4

A few days ago my brother and I went into a resturant. The waitress asked what we wanted to drink. My brother was being a smartass and told the waitress he wanted a diet water. The waitress left then came back and said we don't have diet water, just regular.

Answer 5

I tried to get the 'manly man' I work for to buy this pretty smelling bathroom deodorizer.......he just about flipped....I never laughed so damn hard. I'm gonna buy it just to set him off again. But of course I won't use it.

He has white blond hair and turns bright red when he is annoyed......or laughing. It was hilarious to watch him turn red when I was trying to convince him. Of course he was laughing.....but serious at the same time.

Answer 6

Just start with giving answer as many as possible to reach 2nd level.

Answer 7

First choose as best answer than i will tell you really your want

Answer 8

it was this girl that liked my friend. but he never liked her like that. so she tried to be slick and put a hole in the condom to have his kid. i mean she is crazy. so they did end up having sex cause she didnt look all that bad to my friend. anyway she didnt get pregnant but she did get chlymedia. ha ha ha let that be a lesson

Answer 9

I got a flat tire on my driving test and I passed anyway!

Answer 10

this morning i found a bag with a million dollars
in it and there was a note in it that said if found please return to jjorey1 on yahoo answers so i put it in the mail but forgot to put your address on it