2006-08-10 18:09:49 · 50 answers · asked by Zanza D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for who,, among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.......duh.
2006-08-10 18:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road but I do know why you did . You crossed the road because your dick was stuck in the chicken's A$$. I am glad you didn't get hit by a car and do further brain damage to your self.
2006-08-10 18:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by irishlad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken TRIED to cross the road because it had just found out that it had tested postive for bird flu, it stood in the road to commit suicide!
2006-08-10 18:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the farmer ran out of turkeys for thanksgiving so he was chasing the chicken; the chicken thought the grass was greener on the other side, so he ran there only to be gobbled up by a hungry fox!!!
2006-08-10 18:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He crossed the road cos he couldnt read the road sign!! which said STOP!
2006-08-10 18:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by evek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As part of a secret experiment in wireless chicken transmission
2006-08-10 18:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by coldilocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because its more silly if the road cross the chicken..LOL
2006-08-10 18:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by sen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the chicken saw a skillet and some bbq sause coming his way
2006-08-10 18:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a waste of time ill take a wild guess the chicken was stupid
2006-08-10 18:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it couldn't cross it's fingers.
2006-08-10 18:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋