"Kill my boss! Dare I live the American dream?"
-Homer Simpson from one of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes with vampires
2006-08-10 16:30:48
·
answer #1
·
answered by ahandle101 7
·
0⤊
0⤋
"superb? We in basic terms decrease up our lady chum with a chainsaw. Does that sound superb to you?" ~ Ash’s reflected reflected image (Evil lifeless II) “This new studying amazes me, Sir Bedevere. clarify back how sheep's bladders could be employed to dodge earthquakes.” ~ King Arthur (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) those movies crack me up.
2016-11-04 08:16:43
·
answer #2
·
answered by ? 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
"I think we're going to need a bigger boat" - Jaws
"You talking to me?" - Taxi
"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface
"Badges?, We don't need no stinking badges" (not sure)
"We're going to need a s***load of dimes" - Blazing Saddles
"Captain, I'm giving it all I got" - any Star Trek episode
"It's good to be the king" - History of the World Part I
"Bond, James Bond" - any 007 movie
"What hump?" - Young Frankenstein
"And don't call me Shirley" - Airplane
"I picked a hell of a week to stop sniffing glue" - Airplane
"We serve hard liquor for men who want to get drunk fast. Are you 2 ready to order or do you need a convincer? - It's a Wonderful Life
"Don't mind him, he's from Barcelona" - Fawlty Towers
"Luke. I am your father" - Star Wars
"Danger Will Robinson" - Lost in Space episodes
"Bread good. Fire bad" - Frankenstein
"Top of the world Ma" - White Heat
"What we have here is failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke
"Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore" - Wizard of Oz
"Do you feel lucky" - Dirty Harry
" I see nothing" - Hogan's Heroes episodes
2006-08-10 19:36:51
·
answer #3
·
answered by andywho2006 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
I don't know if it is the best quote, but it is the one that my family quotes the most often.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Dumbledore: "Alas...earwax"
Cracks us up every time. I know dorky, but we are a family of nerds :-)
Ohhh I just thought of another one:
Friends
Chandler "Gum would be perfection"
Again, pee my pants funny.
2006-08-10 16:53:16
·
answer #4
·
answered by iahp_mom 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio."
2006-08-10 16:34:39
·
answer #5
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
0⤋
"Life moves fast. If you don't stop and take a look once in a while, you might miss it."
-Ferris in Ferris Beular's Day Off
I don't know if that's exactly the quote, but it's something like that.
2006-08-10 16:32:47
·
answer #6
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
Donnie Darko:
Jake Gyllenhall-You're such a f*** a**
Maggie Gyllenhall-Did you just call me a f*** a**? Well you can go suck a f***!
Their mom-I will not have this language at my table!
Jake-Oh tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f***??
Principle-So, lets go through this again. What exactly did you say to Ms.Farmer?
Ms. Farmer-I'll tell you what he said: He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
2006-08-10 16:33:00
·
answer #7
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
0⤋
I'm just your average horny little devil....Jack Nicholson to actress Cher in the movie " Witches of Eastwick" ( 1985)
2006-08-10 16:32:31
·
answer #8
·
answered by hummerhead2002 7
·
1⤊
0⤋
"Groovy" - Ash in Army of Darkness
By the way, if it's "the best movie quote of all time in your opinion", why wouldn't you remember the movie or actor?
2006-08-10 16:30:06
·
answer #9
·
answered by Eegah 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya, the Princess Bride
2006-08-10 16:31:52
·
answer #10
·
answered by bookworm 2
·
0⤊
0⤋