A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."
2006-08-10 16:07:07 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
1-10 points
2006-08-10 16:07:40 · update #1
Not my joke? Jennifer,not my joke? I didn't think jokes were legally owned? Then again you can own yourself...thats a joke all of your own!
2006-08-10 16:28:21 · update #2
I give it a super 9
2006-08-10 16:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by raul b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-08-10 16:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-08-10 16:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by Willnotlietoyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-08-10 16:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
5
2006-08-10 16:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sam1969 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
7
2006-08-10 16:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by free2praise76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-08-10 16:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Raqi Killer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 10.
2006-08-10 16:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. It's funny. Love it. I'll give it a 9.8. It's sure nice to see the mean side of Superman. Way to go.
2006-08-10 16:14:10 · answer #9 · answered by The Late Night Scribbler. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten all the way! Cute. You know a joke is good when you can hardly wait to go tell somebody else!
2006-08-10 16:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋