*I had a nephew tell me one time that he'd been on star search & I knew that he hadn't. (we are talkin' grown man)
2006-08-10 16:03:45 · 17 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
When i was 6 or 7 years old my Grandmother told me that
"If you tell 1 lie, just 1, then you go to hell when you die."
I remember thinking to myself, "I really hope she's lying about that coz Im only a kid and that means Im already going to hell when I die."
oops, lol.
2006-08-10 16:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by miss2sexc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I met this guy, good looking and charming, and he told me that he was the lead singer of Sinomatic. Not knowing who they were at the time I took his word for it, foolishly. He sang their songs to me, telling me that he had just finished writing them, and would be on his debut album. I was totally smitten!
Certain things didn't even register at the time, like why would any artist come to Pittsburgh to record an album, and why did I have to meet him in the parking lot of the hotel he was supposedly staying at?? (Yeah I know)
A few days later I thought "What the hell, let's see what this dude's all about". I looked up Sinomatic, and lo and behold, he had absolutely nothing to do with the band. Not in the least.
I don't think that I ever felt as stupid and naive as I had the moment I realized that every single word out of this guys mouth was BS.
It makes for good laughs now though, that I believed that some 17 year old kid was the lead singer of Sinomatic! Hah!
2006-08-10 16:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by daisy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm christian, my ultimate chum is wicca, my father is catholic, my cousin is jew, my aunts are atheist, no, no one hurts my emotions. My father compelled me to circulate to cathesism, I so hated it yet i went there and did no longer say a observe. So the girl that gave it continually mentioned "christians try this.. christians try this..." she very virtually mentioned christians will not be able to go out of their residences without shooting somebody, seek advice from a demon, leaping three times and reducing a monkey's hand.... that's like, ridiculous because of the fact she did no longer even comprehend that i substitute right into a christian so because it extremely is something that bothers me, and if i wasn't christian i might have believed each and every thing she mentioned.... So, no. each and every concept is superb as long as its respected, on each and every occasion the honor is lost would not count in the event that they're nonbelievers or super super non secular it extremely is while the element gets incorrect... a sprint comedian tale would not count yet while they start up off treating you like crap ugh... in the adventure that your question is, "because of the fact i've got not got self belief do i injury your feeelings?" in no way... I recommend... why might it injury me? -.-' Idc human beings's ideals, the final element i communicate approximately with my acquaintances is that
2016-11-04 08:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best friend told me that she hated my boyfriend and refused to be caught dead anyplace he went---- this was two days before I found her shirt in his back seat. When I confronted her, she said that I had borrowed the shirt--that I left it there. WELL, she is a size 32 A and I am 38D--- like I would fit into a white cotton button-up shirt, right? I think on this for quite some time and decide that she is lying and something is up, SO I go to his apartment, and her car is there. I knock on the door and no on answers. I am young and crazy-in-love, so I parked my car around the other building, and sat between buildings for 35 minutes, only to see her walk out from his door. I confronted her, and she said that her car broke down, and he was the only one she knew in that complex. She then got in her car and drove away....
It turns out that they had been together the entire time we were dating...yeah, you knew it too, huh? Well, hell, next time tell me!
2006-08-10 16:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was in HS, one of our friends who was a compulsive liar had an elaborate fictional family -- she had 1 year old twins and a two year old. She said she managed to keep it a secret from her parents both times she was pregnant, and her 3 kids lived with her sister now. She stole the kids' pictures from another friend.
2006-08-10 16:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by christine g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't smoke..."
I dated a guy once, and I'd mentioned that I found smoking terribly unattractive. He told me, "Don't worry, I don't smoke..." On occasion he'd mention that at work he'd been outside, where the smokers hang out, "but I don't smoke," then continue with the story..... yeah, you said that... again...
Anyway, one evening we'd planned to go dancing. I got there at the appointed time, he was late, so I was kinda annoyed to begin with... we kissed, and suddenly I was REALLY PISSED!! EWW- kissing an ashtray is NOT my idea of a good time. I asked him why his mouth tasted like a cigarette... "I've been with Chris, what do you expect?" Um, Chris is a guy, and I can smell it on him, but... um, can you get cigarette breath from kissing someone else, and if so, why have you been kissing a GUY??!?
That was a Saturday. The next Tuesday, I went to his house and started talking to his 10-yr-old sister. (We were both barely out of high school, and he hadn't quite moved out, yet) I asked her if he smoked... "Yeah, he just bought a couple packs yesterday."
Thursday, I told him I didn't think we should date any more...
*****
Then, there's my husband's handicapped brother- He lies a lot. I suspect that it's part of his disability, but still....
One time he tried to tell us that his most recent ex-girlfriend had stollen his signature stamp and was going to adopt a baby using that stamp and try to nail him for child support... Yeah, she may have said that- she was a little bit of a B----, but it wouldn't have worked- for her to be able to get child support out of him, they would have needed a notarized signature- a stamp wouldn't have been good enough, but try telling him that...
Last summer, we were at a family reunion (one of those 3- or 4-day things), and my husband and I had given this bro-in-law and his wife a ride. The 2nd day, he was saying he wanted to go home. We told him that we planned to stay till Sunday, and if he wanted to stay that long, we'd be happy to give him a ride. If he wanted to go home earlier, he'd need to find another ride...
My mom-in-law (love her to death) came up to me that evening (day #2) and said, "M- said that you guys are refusing to give him a ride home... what's the story?" She is aware that he has difficulty with the truth... I told her that we'd be happy to give him a ride on Sunday- that's when we planned to leave, etc. She was perfectly cool with that, said, "That's what I thought..."
Mostly, I don't believe ANYTHING that comes out of his mouth, until I verify it with someone else... and if the 2 stories don't match, I just don't believe him.
2006-08-10 16:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone invented a whole religion (which didn't exist in real life). They made a website describing it, some people believed it and wanted to join it.
It was quite amusing really:)
2006-08-10 16:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by KatyW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The world's nearing to end.
2006-08-10 17:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by JD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My older brother told my younger brother that the tooth fairy was a Native American princess who went around with a jet pack...and my younger brother was around 5 so he actually believed him. :D
2006-08-10 16:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mariah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That he was a carpenter in the military, (which he really was) but the kicker is that he was space shuttle qualified as well.
2006-08-10 16:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋