Can being a liberal be dangerous ???

Question

At an international mental health conference today, leading authorities announced the classification of a common but heretofor unremarked, category of mental illness. The new disease is called "liberal Cognitive Disorder" A dangerous, rapidly spreading psychiatric illness (LCD) that is both an emotional and cognitive dysfunction, sometimes with psychotic features.

The only known cure at this time is if the person gives up all their silly ideas and try to get back to reality; or just vote republican for a few years and stop watching so much TV.

If you think you might have this problem please have your head examined and stop voting until this sometimes fatal disease is cured

Answer 1

Are You an American Liberal?
If you have paid any attention at all to politics over the last couple of decades, you know that Republican politicians have spent an entire generation attacking liberals. However, unless you were paying close attention, you probably did not notice that those Republican politicians never bothered to actually define what a liberal is. They just attacked liberals, confident that the American people would follow along with their rhetorical sleight of hand, and not ask the question: "What is a liberal, anyway, and how come you spend so much time attacking them?"

Now, with the Republican Party in control of all three branches of the federal government, Americans are realizing how destructive the right wing Republican agenda is. So, Americans are beginning to question the partisan propaganda that has come from Republican politicians and their insider army of right wing political consultants. Americans are finally starting to ask themselves, "Am I one of those liberals that the Republicans keep talking about?"

Are you? Could you be an American liberal? The chances are pretty good that you are. After all, the Republicans say that everyone who doesn't agree with their radical right wing agenda is a liberal. But, it's best to be sure, so we have assembled the following list of questions so that you can test yourself to see if you really are an American liberal.


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The American Liberal Quiz

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Do you think that a United States of America without the liberties guaranteed in the Bill of Rights is not worth living in? If so, you are an American liberal.
Are you thankful that environmental regulations saved the American bald eagle from extinction? If so, you are an American liberal.
Do you believe that heirs to multimilllion dollar fortunes like Paris Hilton do not deserve special tax breaks? If so, you are an American liberal.
Are you more inclined to trust the 99 percent of scientists who say that global warming is real and has been caused by human activities, rather than the oil industry lobbyists who still insist that global warming has not yet been proven? If so, you are an American liberal.
Do you think that the use of nuclear weapons should always be forbidden, even when the nuclear weapons are owned by the United States? If so, you are an American liberal.
Do you believe that people who put in a hard day's work have a right to be paid enough to raise a family? If so, you are an American liberal.
Are you bothered when you hear about government programs to spy on the lawful activities of American citizens? If so, you are an American liberal.
Do you think it's a bad idea to allow a small set of religious fundamentalists to determine the laws that we all must live by? If so, you are an American liberal.
Are you interested in making America even better than it has been? If so, you are an American liberal.
Do you want to make decisions about your family without interference from the government? Is so, you are an American liberal.
Are you against having your tax money funneled into corporate bank accounts? If so, you are an American liberal.
Do you think that the government has the responsibility to tell us what it's doing in our name? If so, you are an American liberal.

Answer 2

Sounds like you are suffering from ACD (Ann Coulter Disease.) Aside from delusions of grandeur, the major symptom is unbridled stupidity coupled with an inability to understand facts. A truly terrible malady and a ghastly sight to behold. Pity.

Answer 3

somebody ideas washed you dude. What the hell is incorrect with being a liberal? what's wring with not being judgemental and narrow minded thinking human beings ought to in basic terms stay the way you think of they might desire to stay? i've got faith if a woman needs an abortion, she ought to be able to get one. If it rather is pleased along with her then that's somewhat all that concerns. If 2 adult men desire to get married, what's it going to break? i'm not gay yet 2 adult men getting married won't be the top of the international. Bush is making an attempt to push his non secular values off on the towelheads and why? they suspect what they're doing is as superb suited as what Bush believes what he's doing is optimal. i would not walk around the line to fulfill Bush yet he's entitled to his comments and ideals. in basic terms hardship with that's he's killing many human beings interior the approach. i'm a liberal, very liberal and pleased with it.

Answer 4

You've neglected to mention Reaganomics Tax Disease (RTD).

The newly discovered illness only affects Republicans and makes one believe that lowering taxes will fix all of America's problems.

Answer 5

If you're such a good republican, why aren't you in Iraq fighting instead of being home with Mommy & Daddy bugging us? It's because you're a Neo-Coward, like george bush. You can sure talk tough, but you're too much of a coward to do anything more than talk!

Answer 6

There are three kinds of dangerous liberals.

1. Those in Congress

2. ACLU members

3. "Poll"iticians. That's people who govern by polls. It's a disease sometimes called Bubba's syndrome. It causes you to point in whichever way the polls are blowing.

It's highly contagious, especially to a spouse. Here are the two most contagious carriers.

Answer 7

Troll.

Answer 8

very funny.

the sad reality is that if a man had an abusive father as a child, he is more likely to be conservative when he grows up. and that's the real mental disorder.

(of course, conservatives are more likely to abuse their children and wives. hmmmm, more evidence of that disorder....)

Answer 9

I think you need to be committed for making up a fake disease.

Answer 10

Have you heard of the term troll? You are becoming one here...