Pat Robertson has gone to Israel to be a cheerleader (just like Bush was a cheerleader) for the IDF as they bomb Lebanon back to the Middle Ages. But wait! Now, after saying that they would refuse to sign an agreement at the UN, the Israelis are making noises about signing an agreement. Why? Come on; what's wrong with a bloodbath for Jesus!
Did Jesus Christ tell the Israelis to stop? Why would they stop for him; they're Jewish! Does that mean Pat Robertson went to Israel for nothing? Can he ask Jesus for a refund on his airplane ticket? Does this mean that The Rapture will be delayed and all those southern red-state Christians which Karl Rove loves so much will not be swept into heaven, and that the Jews will not immediately convert to Christianity?
I'm really getting tired of Jesus delaying the Second Coming for so long. I have been waiting for a long time, and Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Tim Lahay and Jerry Jenkins have made millions getting me to believe that Jesus would come.
2006-08-10 15:55:08 · 10 answers · asked by Paul D 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Give them time, they are trying very hard
2006-08-10 20:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First off, wrong assumption. Israel HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE 2ND COMING. It's "SPIRITUAL ISRAEL" that must be attacked in order to bring about the 2nd coming and they are the "Spiritual Jews", these being the few Christians that are recognized by God as being "His People serving Him in His name." This is all laid out in the New Testament. God has NOT thought of Israel or the Jews as HIS PEOPLE in almost 2,000 years, since his son, Christ was killed, then He became the God of both Jews and Gentiles (after Pentacost) see Acts Ch. 5. So, Israel is MISTAKENLY assumed to be gods people, He however has moved on.
Another thing, there are MORE THINGS to happen BEFORE the 2nd coming, such as the Whore of Babylon MUST FALL FIRST. And, "True Peace and Security" must be exclaimed throughout the World (sure hasn't happened yet!!!). So, until then, we WAIT!
2006-08-10 23:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pat Robertson is a snake oil salesman and his brand of snake oil is Christianity. I think that Armageddon is in Lebanon, maybe good old religious Pat could make a last stand there and welcome Jesus back to earth.
Robertson, Falwell, Lahay and Jenkins are all equivalent of the Popes of bygone ages. They are supercilious, greedy, insane and not in the least religious. If they are actually religious then God help us.
2006-08-10 23:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all that fruitcake Pat Robertson thinks that the Anti-Christ lives in............Venezuela.
The "Jewish" population of modern Israel are mostly descendants of European assimilated Ashkenazi "Jews" who derive from the Khazar people (themselves converts to Judaism over a thousand years ago,they tired of worshiping phallus objects) and in any event,not of the original tribes of Israel or "Israelites".
Most modern Israelis are therefore not Semites but pretenders.
If you take a look at St. John and Revelations you will see that which is reserved for those who "pretend to be Jews", but are not, in the "synagogue of Satan".
Israel appears to be working to bring doomsday closer with its manufacture of excessive amounts of weapons of mass destruction including Nuclear, chemical and biological weapons (including the "Bio Ethno Bomb" which is designed to exterminate specific ethnic populations".
The amazing part is that that the American taxpayer is paying for all of this in the form of its $3 billion annual financial "aid" package to Israel.
It seems that American taxpayers just can't wait for doomsday to see if they are really going to get all that their tax dollars have paid for.
I doubt if Jesus (on arrival) will be giving out any tax refunds for disappointed American taxpayers and he may just levy a surcharge.
Peace be with you and praise The Lord.
2006-08-10 23:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by Gent 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they're not particularly interested in being slaughtered by that loving guy Jesus when he comes back.
That's why the christies support Israel, because their storybook says that Jesus will come back and slay the infidels, including the Jews.
2006-08-10 22:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus lives in your heart if you want him to come back all you have to do is open it. I believe the savior is coming in the form of all of us. It is time for people to start and realize we are One.
2006-08-10 23:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by magpiesmn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so you believe everything you hear huh? You have so many funny comments, and so much sarcasm, and so many questions and I wouldn't get ten points even if I did answer you so I'm happy with just the two points.
2006-08-10 23:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by sophieb 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man can't decide when Jesus will return. God is the only one who knows when He will Come.
2006-08-10 23:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by CD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All in due time Grasshoppa!
2006-08-10 23:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Tom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wait !
2006-08-10 22:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋