2006-08-10 15:45:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
2006-08-10 15:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Military Intelligence (classic, but I don't agree)
Jumbo Shrimp
I usually know tons of these, but for some reason, the one that is stuck in my head is my joke answer:
Oxymoron: someone who can;t figure out how to use an anti-zit cleaning pad ((OXY Moron, get it?))
2006-08-10 15:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jumbo shrimp. Pure as New York snow. Awfully good.
2006-08-10 15:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by Tish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
act natural
anarchy rules
almost exactly
constant variable
definite maybe
detailed summary
diverse stereotypes
dry ice
elevated subway
exact estimate
found missing
forced resignation
forever's end
forward lateral
friendly fire
genuine imitation (& genuine replica, etc.)
guest host (and permanent guest host, a rare "triple" oxymoron)
jogging stroller
justifiable paranoia
limited omniscience
liquid gas
living dead
local long-distance
loud silence (& deafening silence etc.)
mandatory option
modest magnificence
only choice
open secret
original copy
plastic silverware
rolling stop (driving)
scatter-hoarder
solid gold plated
stopmotion
sweet sorrow
synthetic natural gas
true lies
virtual reality
wireless cable
working vacation
2006-08-10 15:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by Chaga 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A wise fool
2006-08-10 15:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An alcoholic drinking a beer and stating I can handle it.
2006-08-10 15:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by mr_e_mn007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jumbo shrimp.
2006-08-10 15:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Moxie1313 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dry wine.
2006-08-10 15:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by daveduncan40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cruel to be kind
honest Republican
pretty ugly
2006-08-10 15:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loud whisper, sweet sorrow, idiot savant, little giants, free rent, house boat, ill health
2006-08-10 15:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by Shelley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋