The one I would like to use, is "Girl,I got a laffy, but I want your taffy."
2006-08-10 15:37:55 · 15 answers · asked by indrep33 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Can I buy you a drink so I look better?
Do you like cheesy come on lines or do you just want to do it?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hi, wanna fack? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
The word of the day is "cheeks." Let's go back to my place and
spread the word.
Whip it out and show me what you got, that way I dont waste alot of time just to get disapointed later.
ones i dont really like
Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fack you on the floor.
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
2006-08-10 16:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Levi Cristopher . 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the worst is let me read your tag cause i'm sure that you're 100%made out of heaven.
the best is something simple but also sweet.
2006-08-11 00:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Born2Love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If I said you had a nice package would you hold it against me."
Just about any streight pick up line could be used for a gay pick up line
2006-08-10 23:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by magicboi37 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First, move the conversation to cooking. Ask the target what their favorite meal to cook is. (Their answer is irrelevant.) You reply, "Mine is breakfast. So should I call you over, or just nudge you?"
2006-08-11 00:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by pagan_priests 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was only in tv/movies...but I actually had this gal (very drunk) come up to me and ask me "what's your sign?" I almost laughed in her face! I couldn't believe someone actually asked me that!
2006-08-10 22:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one line that got me to go to bed with a guy was a simple "Please don't go" guess I am an easy mark
2006-08-10 22:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Cad 57 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gor guys they just ahve to do a love puff from there anus and if the other guy likes he's scent, than it's ON.
2006-08-10 22:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha, I don't know any good ones but that one is hilarious lol
2006-08-10 22:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same as heterosexuals.
2006-08-10 22:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by Necole 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those jeans really look great on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
2006-08-10 22:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by michael941260 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋