How can I Hipnotise someone to love me?

Question

How can I hipnotise someone to love me straight after?

Answer 1

Pervert

Answer 2

It's an interesting question but ultimately flawed. Assuming you're talking about a specific person, I don't think hypnotism is the answer. I may be wrong but I thought hypnotism couldn't make someone do something they subconciously feel comfortable doing it(unless perhaps you're really good!).

Havign said that, there are a couple of things you could look at.

How about the idea of neuro linguistic programming (NLP). It's used in marketing to sell things and concepts to people so how about using it to 'sell' yourself.

I also recommend Neil Strauss' 'The Game'.

Having said all that, hypnotising someone to love you seems ethically and morally wrong!

Answer 3

Never mind the arranged marriage , my friends tell me this almost always ends up in divorce.Besides if you have to hypnotise someone , well that wouldn't be true love now would it ? and that too my friend will almost definately backfire.Forget the whole idea go out and find someone else to fall in love with , then at least its on your terms

Answer 4

"Ok fezz dogg, to answer your question instead of judging you here's the scoop: "You are getting sleepy, very sleepy..." How many times have you wanted to utter those words and put someone under your spell? Well, you can always try to place someone in a trance -- once you have the subject, setting, and the technique down pat.
Hypnosis is a relaxed state of concentration or trance. And here's a newsflash: you're pretty much in a state of hypnosis during several parts of the day -- when you're daydreaming in your car while stuck in traffic, or sitting at your office desk thinking about the night before... that is until your boss snaps you back into reality.

So if you want to hypnotize someone to help them kick a nasty habit, or maybe get your new girlfriend to become more sensual, just grab a seat, dim the lights, and let's get started.


no, master

Contrary to popular belief, you can't get someone to do something they don't want to do while hypnotized -- they may be in a trance, but they still know where they are and their better judgment is still intact. So if you want your woman to strip for you and give you a lap dance, it won't happen unless she subconsciously wants to (mental note: you can't tell your girlfriend you were hypnotized as an excuse for why you cheated on her).
You have your subject. Here's what to do next:


set the mood

You want the setting to be conducive to a relaxing, meditative state. You don't need to turn the lights off completely, simply dim them. Light a candle or two, and for more ambiance and to help your subject relax even more, light some incense. Make sure the room is set at a moderate temperature (not too warm or cold).
Get your subject to sit in a comfortable chair (and you can have him prop his feet up on a footstool) or recline on a couch -- whichever is more comfortable for him.


trance techniques

This is where the magic happens. If you simply want to hypnotize someone, here's what you do:
1- Encourage your subject to relax his mind and muscles.

2- Using a calm and soothing voice, tell your subject to inhale from his nose and exhale from his mouth, and instruct him to watch his breath slowly leave his mouth (your subject can keep his eyes open or closed, whichever he prefers).

3- Tell him to continue this, and to add colors and patterns to each breath (which represent his worries, thoughts, inhibitions, and whatever he imagines).

4- Once his thoughts are floating away with each exhalation, encourage your subject to imagine himself filling up with liquid, from his lowest extremities to his head. Describe the liquid to him -- the color, the texture -- and tell him to imagine it slowly flowing up his body. When it reaches his head, he will feel completely at ease... until you want him to leave the trance or he chooses to -- whichever comes first.

Answer 5

Put a HUGE diamond ring on that person's finger.

The hypnotic power of the ring lasts quite long, but do note you will have to top-up once a while, may be by including diamond Earrings and so on...

Alternatively, if the ring doesn't work, buy that person a sports car. The advantage of the sports car is that the top-ups tend to be much smaller in value than the original gift: new rims, new seats... ...

Answer 6

Now what satisfaction would you REALLY have if you had to FORCE or TRICK someone into loving you? It's like cheating at a game. If you win the game, do you honestly feel like a WINNER? No. You may be able to put up a good front with your gloating but inside you know the truth and it doesnt feel anything close to winning.

Answer 7

It would rather depend on straight after what! Abusing them? Making love? Whatever the case hypnotism is no basis for any relationship; these need to be built on trust and love at the very least!

Answer 8

with a magic baseball bat with three holy nalis in it, but they have to be from the cross of jesus and not nails from do-it-all that have been dipped in holy water blessed by the pope (they don't work) apply twice daily to the back of the head, if symptoms persist try a gun in the mouth and flowers or chocolates.
failing that sooty's wand up her bottom with L.S.D. for lubrication.
if niether method is successfull I don't know.
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Answer 9

If you need to hypnotize someone then clearly you are incapable of mesmorizing them through the sheer force of your personality, so presumably you don't have one.

Answer 10

heres a thought. be a good person, and see if that person falls in love with u the right way, instead of being a cheep, greedy bastard, and trying 2 take the easy way out