Dread Humor.
2006-08-10 14:39:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
dark hunor for the demented,
2006-08-10 14:58:37 · update #1
Stuff him, and keep getting his retirement checks
2006-08-10 14:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by lstntfnd 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Now this is a very touchy subject and I'm sorry for your loss, but it's time to party like it's 1999, my friends. This plan all depends if you want to pay for the funeral... but here is what I would do. If it was my funeral, this is what I would want. At the funeral, it's closed cascat. Halfway through the service and BAM, lights go off, techno starts blaring, and two spotlights point towards the ceiling. You know the puppets on the strings? Yeah, I'm one of those. I come down, dancing to the sweet sound of the techno, floating down like some crazy awesome Jedi king hero pirate. I'm dancing and dancing, but thats not all, no. The cascat EXPLODES with candy. Oh man, I'm thining it too. Nothing says a funeral like Tootsie Rolls for the kiddies. So everybody is happy, they see me dance one last time and the kiddies getvsalt water taffee. Everyone wins. But then, right after the cascat explodes, I whip out my guitar, and start screeching out Iron Maiden riffs, blowing off the hair the old ladies and the clothes of the hot ones. Now everyone wins even more, but that's not even all. Chuck Norris comes in and gives me a thumbs up.... and I give him one back. Then the spotlights go off. The lights come back on, and the caskat is whole again and I'm inside, sleeping my eternal sleep. If that doesn't give you ideas for your dearly departed, I can offer no more help. I wish you luck.
2006-08-10 14:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Emily isn't lifeless Jack will see that Patty has cat scratches on her arm ,plus the reality that she isn't allergic to the cat and positioned 2 and a pair of at the same time, then someway somebody from the morgue will locate her kicking on the door to be enable loose besides it extremely is how i might write the coach!
2016-11-04 08:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Wax Museum.
2006-08-10 14:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by sheila c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What, you don't like Gramps anymore? Dead is a natural state after all.
Why go to the trouble, I'm sure he's no trouble anymore.
Why not just keep him around the house for interesting conversation?
2006-08-10 14:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by Renegade 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bury him in the backyard, and see if he comes back to haunt you. Eat him and dispose of the evidence. Or you could have a funeral and all that jazz. Whatever floats your boat.
2006-08-10 14:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by bl4cks4bb4th716 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you rrealy cant be srrious here a dumpsterr?? what in the hell is wrong with your godam head?? they ought too dump you in a godam dumpsterr idiott, porr granda you are really too get his fat will read arent you?? i hope in his will he dident leave you nothing but a box of old crusty old macaroni cheese get a life here idiott, a dumpsterr okay!!
2006-08-10 14:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nah, throw him in his own freezer in the garage like that nut on the news....that is if he was a cool gramps.
2006-08-10 14:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by metrobluequeen1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drop him off at the morgue. you wont feel so guilty.
2006-08-10 15:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pack him in dry ice and store him in a Tuff shed. we have one here in Colorado. Just google frozen dead guy in colorado. we even have a frozen dead guy day here one a year
2006-08-10 14:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by xjoizey 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have him prepared by a taxidermist then take him out partying a la "Weekend at Bernie's"
2006-08-10 14:44:24 · answer #11 · answered by Ananke402 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋