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2006-08-10 14:27:53 · 7 answers · asked by pinky 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
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Hey, is everyone dead in here or is it just me??? How about this one... A man visits the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news for you. You have cancer and Alzheimer's disease". The man replies "Well, thank God I don't have cancer!"
WOW, this room IS tough!!! How about his one... What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks!!!
Thank you, thank you!!! Don't forget to try the veal cutlet!!! I'll be here all week!!!
2006-08-10 14:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Sean T 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
2006-08-10 21:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how Tarzan got his yell if not I will tell you. One day Jane was swiming when she saw an crocodile was chasing her she yelled out for Tarzan to save her, Tarzan jumped on a vine and was swing toward Jane yelling for her to grab the vine and just as Jane reached up and grab and started squeeing Tarzan yelled out ah woo ah ooo ahhhh..
2006-08-10 21:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
Good girls say, "Don't ... Stop..."
Bad girls say, "Don't Stop
2006-08-11 10:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh I got nothin.
2006-08-10 21:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by golddigger360 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mom likes it in the brown
2006-08-10 21:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by hemitheus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny...haha
2006-08-10 21:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋