Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or go for a drive with Ted Kennedy?

Answer 1

Hunting with Cheney, at least then I'd come out alive!

Answer 2

As we look at the recent actions of the Three Amigos who call the shots for the Democratic Party now....Jack Murtha, Ted Kennedy, and John Kerry, I wonder how these three can possibly think that mainstream America will ever again listen to anything they say. They have single handedly destroyed the credibility of the Party of Jefferson and I for one am a happy camper.

What happened to the Democratic Party? How did these screamers manage to hijack a once noble party and reduce it to a loose collection of extremist, special interest one trick ponies, left-overs from the 1960s hippie days with only a smidgen now of thought that can be consideraed "moderate" in view?

Jack Murtha, a sitting Congressman, couldn't pass a high school geography test, it seems. Wasn't he the one who told us that Okinawa was right over the horizon? Doesn't he know that Okinawa is located closer to the Far East, than the Middle East? I mean, really...how can we have a Congressman advising us on anything if he can't pass sophomore geography?

And how about John Kerry? He wants to set a timetable.He want to tell the enemy to lay low and keep his power dry until a date certain, when they can start up again and kill everyone after the Americans leave. Didn't he already screw up one war already? No, maybe he did, then he didn't, then he did again, I think.

And what about the Liberal Lion Ted Kennedy? Isn't there a mandatory retirement age for toothless tigers anymore? He screams about high gas prices but is the first to block a windmill off the Cape because it screws up his view. Now, he has his acolytes do his heavy lifting for him, but really is this guy for real or what?

So, this is the new management team. Throw in Howard Dean, and Russ Feingold, add a dash of John Edwards, and you will see that the "center" of this party is non-existent. You see guys like Joe Lieberman being run out of the party, and even poor Hillary booed practically off the stage at a Democratic rally for supporting the troops and their current mission.

Since the Democratic Party is now the anti-war party, the time is now ripe for discussion anew. If you vote Democratic, then you back the anti-war crowd. If you vote Republican, then you support America fighting and winning the war on terror.

The issue is now black or white, with no shades of grey.

And this is where the ideological battle will be joined going into the mid-term elections.

If you vote Democratic, then you vote to cut and run or cut and jog. If you vote Republican, you vote to stick it out.

It really couldn't be clearer.

Answer 3

I'd rather have Teddy go hunting with Cheney. Two birds with...you know.

Answer 4

At least with Ted you can put on a seat belt, and you can swim. But with Dick you can't dodge a bullet, and you have to apologize for the hardship he gets put through by shooting you.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2006/02/cheney_shooting.html

Answer 5

I can swim but I still would rather go hunting with Cheney, I know how to shoot back.

Answer 6

Cheney got more news coverage! Kinda makes me wonder if Kennedy doesn't have more pull! Either way I will skip the jaunts.

Answer 7

Cheney. Remember how long it took Ole Teddy to call the police?

You must of seen the bumper sticker.

Answer 8

Go for a drive with Ted Kennedy....any day

Answer 9

weird and wonderful how a number of the girls human beings might go applying with Ted... i assume they actually do love the criminals in society. looking with Cheney... and can desire to we get Ted to strap some antlers on and decide for a run interior the woods?

Answer 10

I think I would rather go with Teddy. I am a pretty good swimmer and can hold my breath for over 4 minutes.
I dont think I would have a chance getting shot in the face or back by Dicky.