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2006-08-10 12:57:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

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john kerry walked into a bar and the bar tender said why the long face?

2006-08-10 13:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Sherry L 2 · 7 2

Why all this preoccupation with Kerry,Id bet money he wont get the nomination for the Democratic party .Then who will you pick on,I could care less about Kerry ,but why pick on physical looks to define a person you don't like.I don't like a lot of politicians but I don't insult their looks,only their policy's or lack there of. No Kerry doesn't look like a horse and no Bush doesn't look like a monkey.

2006-08-10 13:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 2 0

Before we can answer that we need to see what kind of horse we are going to compare him with.

Next we need to know how many purple hearts the horse has.

After we put the two together we need to turn them upside down, then we can make the comparison.

It's not easy, but someone has to do it.

2006-08-10 13:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Been there 4 · 0 2

If I had to pick an animal that he resembled most. Yes, a horse would be a good match.

2006-08-10 13:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by fullofsunshine 4 · 2 2

Is politics becoming a beauty contest?
Lots of people look like "something".
I look like disgruntled Basset Hound.

2006-08-10 13:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

If so, I think maybe John Kerry's grazing outside my window right now! *shudders* Sheesh....what should I do??

2006-08-10 13:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by Paul 4 · 2 2

A War horse!

2006-08-10 13:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 2 4

You dare insult horses like that? You damned anti-American traitor! We should ship you off to Gitmo..

2006-08-10 13:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by eatmorec11h17no3 6 · 2 2

I'm thinking more along the lines of a push me pull you

2006-08-10 13:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Yeah, and George looks like an ape. Your point?

2006-08-10 13:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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