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2006-08-10 11:58:35 · 18 answers · asked by smutulator 1 in Politics & Government Politics

Saint Hell: Since your so fond of your bumper sticker phrases. Those are the phrases you see on cars that tell you exactly what the sheep driving it is thinking, btw. "War for Oil." Good one. Let me ask you something: How much did you pay for gas last time you went to the pump? Yeah. Thought so. If it was a "War for Oil" then why the hell are we paying $3 a gallon. Feel free to pull your head out of CNN's *** and think for yourself. Try looking at the whole world instead of just the one that revolves around you.

2006-08-11 08:51:52 · update #1

18 answers

So,
the joke is Ted Kennedy is an alcoholic.
and that alcoholics drink alot.

but that because ted Kennedy drinks so much that it would take an exaggerated amount of time to sober up.

and that the woman who tragically was killed is deceased and can not comment.


All i can say it is better that people perceive you a fool, than post some stupid not funny post and remove all doubt.

you have removed all doubt....

2006-08-10 12:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 2 2

Too long, he lobbies so hard for gun control yet he has killed more with his car than I have with my gun collection.

Laura Bush did have an accident that killed her boyfriend years ago. There was no evidence of alcohol and more importantly she did not wait 24 hours to report it.

He belongs in prison. Why are the people of Mass not embarrassed by his behavior

2006-08-10 19:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Wellllllll, let's drag the scales out, shall we?

One young woman, killed in a tragic accident more than thirty years ago, still mourned by her friends and family.

Almost three thousand American lives, ended in agony and blood, for no other reason than to satisfy George Bush's thirst for oil and war, eternally mourned by the nation and the world.

Think you can take the beer bottle out of your mouth long enough to read the numbers?

Didn't think so.

2006-08-10 19:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by St. Hell 5 · 1 3

Laura Bush says 250.

NOTE: 17 year old Michael Douglas was unavailable for comment.

2006-08-10 19:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by BarronVonUnderbeiht 3 · 2 2

Probably as long as it will take to properly complete the "Big Ditch" project in Boston! That is his "baby" and is costing the taxpayers billions-for nothing

2006-08-10 19:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by connor g 7 · 3 0

I don't think he would survive the detox.

Laura Bush was injured too in the accident. She didn't hide at a friends house to work out the cover up details.

2006-08-10 19:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Im not sure his liver would last long enough for us to find out.

2006-08-10 19:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by A.C. Kinder 1 · 0 0

Does anyone really care? But if he does sober up maybe he can learn how to swim.

2006-08-10 19:07:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Mrs.. Bush never killed anybody with her car did she

2006-08-10 19:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Better question: How many distilleries would go out of business?

Funny one though. 2 pts!

2006-08-10 19:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by obviously_you'renotagolfer 5 · 1 2

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