Can somebody please cheer me up.
2006-08-10 11:40:47 · 9 answers · asked by Scoot 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
1) Get off the computer and go watch a movie
2) Eat brownies and invite your girlfriends over for a chick flick evening filled with facials and fun.
3) Get off the computer.
2006-08-10 11:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k., I have a joke:
There was a little boy with a homework assignment, which is due in a few days. This assignment was from his social studies class, regarding levels of goverment and how it relates to the "people".
The kid is at dinner with his family and his dad asks about his day. He says, "Dad, I have a homework assignment which has me puzzled. I don't quite know where to start". The dad asks about it and he tells him, "Well, I have to discuss how the government works". The dad says, "Son, it's simple. I'll put it in a way you can probably understand. Think of me as the Government, your mom as the Administration, the maid as the Working Class, you can be the People and we will consider your little brother as the future". The son is still puzzled so the dad tells him to sleep on it, and when he gets home from school tomorrow they would spend more time on it.
Well, dinner's over, everyone has gone to bed. The kid hears the little brother whining and crying in his room. His little brother is not quite two years old or so. This goes on for a good ten minutes, so he goes to check on him. Right away, he goes to his parents room, he hears snoring. Then he goes to the maid's room, he hears noises and knocks, but there's no answer. So he goes back to his little brother, takes care of his needs, and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the dad asks, "well son, now that you've slept on it, do you feel you can address it better later on this evening?" The son replies, "dad, I actually think I have it. While Administration is sound asleep, the government is screwing the working class, the people are ignored, and the future is full of sh*t"!
This joke is lengthy but I love it.
I have more, you can reach me by profile if you want to read them.
2006-08-10 18:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by *~*~*~~~His Angel~~~*~*~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doing the Truffle Shuffle for you...
2006-08-11 02:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Gothic Martha™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i see you like music so go out and find maybe a concert or something.
2006-08-10 18:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop moping about!!!! Laugh it up! It's not raining in here! And put some slacks on...shheeezzzz!
2006-08-10 18:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by robert r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) smile if you feel your at the bottom and things cant get worse. your right they can only get better
2006-08-10 18:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by miz_kaila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bend ova baby.. I'll cheer ya up... lol
2006-08-10 18:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by mrbubbachowpuss 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
gotta come from within....you know that
2006-08-11 14:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by damosvas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is ailing you little one?
2006-08-10 18:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋