Ya now what they say. Only boring people get bored
2006-08-10 11:12:39
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answered by serpy 4
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Happens like that sometimes, baby. Well, you can read the following story. Hope it puts a smile on your face.
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the
forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-08-10 18:37:48
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answered by Prof. Virgo 3
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Play Runescape
2006-08-10 18:12:28
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answered by Pinky El Pirate 2
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Let me know when you find the solution to boredom. You will be a millionaire and I can say I once communicated with a wealthy person.
2006-08-10 18:10:26
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answered by CuervoBMed 4
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Read a book
2006-08-10 18:08:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Read, write in your journal, make a scrap book, call a friend up just to visit, watch a movie while snacking on pop corn, go for a ride, cook something, go sun tan outside....the list just goes on & on. Good luck to you!
2006-08-10 18:08:45
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answered by haywee05 3
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Try to buy a De-Bored-i-tiser, there good for thoughs boring moments!
2006-08-10 18:08:50
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answered by TastelessFish 3
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Just about the whole world is too!
But Iam border than a boring bookstore!!!!!!!!
2006-08-10 18:12:07
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answered by samantha h 2
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me too but im about to take a jog in the rain and dont think you shouldnt either!!
peace w00t Veggiterians rock!!!
horse lova
2006-08-10 18:29:26
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answered by Kit-CAT 2
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Well, you could always just listen to music. Talk to one of your friends, they're probably bored to. You could just talk to me, because I'm bored to, just like you are. My email address is www.preethi9292@yahoo.com, if you just want to talk. You could watch a movie, I like to cook.
2006-08-10 18:12:03
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answered by Chocolatey 2
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