This was wrong of me but it was sad for the guy I did it to. I told all his friend's about how he nutted on my hand before I could get his dick out of his pants. You have to admit it's funny though.
2006-08-10 10:55:09 · 19 answers · asked by babegirll23 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I've urinated in someones coffee.
2006-08-10 10:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once beat someone to death with a frozen Swordfish. Then I fed the Swordfish to his wife and children. Then I beat his wife to death with a bag of oranges I bought from some guy named Limon on the side of the interstate. I beat him to death with a full 2-liter Coke bottle. But he was an illegal so that makes it okay.
And that guys wife was a sinner so that makes it okay.
And that guy was just a dick, so that makes it okay.
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2006-08-10 18:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by jesusdrivesadomestic 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst thing I've ever done was while discussing with some friends the types of shampoos we use, I said that I didn't think his brand properly eliminated tangles.
2006-08-10 18:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say killing someone but I think some of the people I've left paralyzed would rather be dead... That would be freaky if I was being serious, wouldn't it?
I had a girl nicknamed "sh*t" back in high school becuase she said she slept with me. The name stuck with her to this day.
2006-08-10 18:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!
That's the funniest thing I ever read on here.
I said to a guy: "Do you pick your zits"
He was kind of a good friend of mine with a bad acne problem. I don't know why I said it, I must have had a mild teret's syndrome back then or something.
2006-08-10 17:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by martin h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will not incriminate myself
lets just say after 8 years in the Navy 4 on a seal team. Your not so proud as you were to get the pitch fork on your chest when you finally take it off.
2006-08-10 17:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Xae 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell a guy that I'm going with him to the prom and one day before the prom I told him I'm not going because I did not feel like it so he had to dance with his sister all night (I know cause my sister went to the prom with her boyfriend)
2006-08-10 18:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by beautiful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is funny... my worst I guess and I sort of feel sorry for her, is I gave my ex best friend my ex husband,.... and now they are both miserable with each other... and I could not be happier....
2006-08-10 17:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by Just Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is funny. I won't even tell you what happens in my bed. That would be a mean thing to do to someone.
2006-08-10 17:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by T Time 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cheated on an X.Now her friend don't wanna date me cuz she thinks that im gonna do that same.(that is funny)
2006-08-10 17:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by J-C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋