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No offence intended BUT looking at some of these questions, God seems to live only in America.....any ideas?

2006-08-10 10:49:05 · 11 answers · asked by puggtiracer 3 in News & Events Current Events

ya_who - lighten up!

Jesus was possibly an arab? So the ameicans are fighting against Jesus now? This gets better and better

2006-08-10 11:03:23 · update #1

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It was just prophesied from the Lord. "I'm going to send My light to America. My light will uncover the darkness & it's enemies. America is My land..."

I am cutting the prophecy short. You can find it at web site: kimclement.com, "Syria, who do you think you are? You will not rise up against the Lion! --July 16, Humble, Texas.".

Jesus loves us. The Lord is moving on our behalf, because our President prays & His people prays for America, and our soldiers are praying to Him for our children, even before they die.

2006-08-10 11:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by t_a_m_i_l 6 · 2 0

Well America is only a few hundred years old so no chance , But since his Birth place which has been established is somewhere in the Middle east ( Bethlehem ) chances are he was Arab !!. From what i have heard about DNA testing relating to the family tree Adam ( 1st man to to reside on earth ) was Black !. So go figure

2006-08-10 18:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sid B 1 · 0 0

No way!!! He is an illegal immigrant.. so you better be nice to all of them or you are going to hell! LOL J/k. It's just funny to see how some of you guys really believe it's all about you! God is celestial and loves us all. ;-)

2006-08-10 18:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know for a fact, God is an American. Doesn't everyone know that?

2006-08-10 17:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Bill 3 · 1 0

No, God is French out of spite.

2006-08-10 18:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by I.M. 3 · 0 0

who knows but G W Bush thinks he is god

2006-08-10 17:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by jono 2 · 0 1

To answer this question we need to know what "American" means.

2006-08-10 17:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by mutaali t 3 · 1 0

Hahahahaha you should write comedy for a living!


You are too funny......hey do you need an Agent/Manager for your comedy? :D

2006-08-10 17:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 1 1

Of course he is!

Not the one you read about in the Bible, though...

2006-08-10 17:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by Katira 2 · 0 1

he doesnt compare to anything he is the creator of the world and everything he created all religons and races so please do not ask stupid questions

2006-08-10 18:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by go_pali 2 · 0 1

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