What do you normally do if your spouse takes forever in the bathroom?

Answer 1

I send both my kids to start bangin' on the door. He normal get finished pretty quick, because he think they have to use the bathroom. He still hasn't figured out that I am setting him up.

Answer 2

Well you can build another bathroom or take your spouse to the doctor to get your spouse checked out. Or you can just decide on following threw with another bathroom . I hope it works out for you.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Depends if hes on the stool and I need it I go to the other bathroom. If hes in the shower or shaving , I go on in it always gives a moment of privacy till one of the kids come banging on the door!

Answer 5

Me? I stay divorced. Its my bathroom. You...
Extra bathroom or have her(?) come out for air in between stages of readiness. Otherwise...
A couple of strategically places sections of fence in the backyard and you can do the "nature boy" thing. Unless of course, it's a "long walk" you are after.

Answer 6

Put a little peanut butter under the bathroom door so the pets are all scratching and whining at it. It's hilarious.

Answer 7

get up earlier and you may start saving and planning for an ensuite or a second bathroom. good luck

Answer 8

We have a house with three bathrooms, so I just leave him to it.

Answer 9

Sell the house, take all the stuff and leave him in there!! ;)
joking but it's a tempting thought huh?

Answer 10

take all reading material out, and take the toilet paper out and put on the football game loud enough for him to hear and wish he was listening. Talking to him also works best. :)