2006-08-10 08:55:04 · 13 answers · asked by I'll nut on you. 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
ROFL! I am busting.
There should be a rating for funniest question, you would get my vote.
2006-08-10 09:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Special Ed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, make sure you supply her with plenty of wood. If she doesn't get enough wood, she might feel like she needs to fill up on fish. Wash her regularly, and get some breath spray for her (FDS makes a beaver spray, you can buy it at the drugstore in the beaver products section).
Maybe she's bored with the wood you have been feeding her: she could need more of a variety. There are many fine woods out there for her to try. Maybe if she tries enough varieties she'll find one she really likes and stick on I mean with it.
2006-08-10 09:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by beanie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wood and fish may not like each other. Clean your beaver throughly and then introduce it to wood.
2006-08-10 09:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a beaver as a pet? I thought those types of animals were not allowed as pets...New one for me..
2006-08-10 09:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by celine8388 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to drink lots and lots of pineapple juice, it will make her breath smell nice and sweet.
2006-08-10 09:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Sappho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, after the type of week I had, I found that extremely freakin hilarious....thank you for the laugh!!!!
2006-08-10 08:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong catagory, go to jokes and riddles and submit this also. they will love it over there. and they need something new. to chew ya know.
2006-08-10 09:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
show her some real big wood and she will gobble it up.
2006-08-10 08:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well get a boyfriend lol
2006-08-10 08:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by AMERICAN_YANKEE35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up.....
Ok, so that was a LITTLE funny.... :)
2006-08-10 08:58:22 · answer #10 · answered by Tammy O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋