What do you do?

Question

Your wife tells you that she invited her parents for a two week visit and they are staying in your home. The two weeks happen to be during your vacation. By the way, your in-laws don't like you.

Do you:
A. Move
B. Get a divorce
C. Bake them a laxative laced cake while they are there.
D. Take your wife out to dinner while they are there (without them) then call the police and tell them someone has broken into your home.

E. Lay around in only your shorts and belch and pass gas.

Or do you just say "Yes dear".

Answer 1

I would say, in the most polite terms possible: "Excuse me? Are you serious? Did you ever consider discussing this with me? You obviously don't respect me as a partner in this marriage because otherwise you would have approached me about this?"

Then leave the house for several hours. Return with travel brochures for Mexico, Costa Rica or some other location. Don't say a word to her as you read over them. When she asks what you're doing, say, "Well, honey, since you didn't bother consulting me about what you wanted to do during my vacation, then I decided to not consult you about what I wanted to do."

Then book the travel arrangements. If she blinks and uninvites the folks, or reduces the stay to some reasonable length (such as 3 hours), then you've made your point. If she stands her ground, then you get to go on a really swell vacation, so you can rest up for the imminent divorce proceedings.

Answer 2

I would do whatever I wanted to. It is my vacation time. I would probably go camping for a week by myself first and then come home and do littleshort trips. I would definitely sleep in every day. I would invite them to do a couple things with me. Maybe they would get to know me better and we could get along for my wifes sake. If all else fails, definitely E

Answer 3

Take a holiday overseas.

Answer 4

C & D