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Tom Tolbert (former NBA player, now NBA analyst and broadcaster) has a local sports talk show. One day he was talking about a football game that happened the previous weekend. An RB was stopped short of a first down, and the RB made no attempt to dive forward to get it. Mr. T said that it was just plain stupid: "He should have known. I mean, there's a big yellow line painted all the way across the football field. What was he thinking? He knew how much yardage he needed." Suddenly you could hear a garbled voice saying something. It was the show engineer telling Tom that the yellow line doesn't exist. It's electronically generated and superimposed on the TV signal so that viewers know where first down yardage is. Tom "recovered" by saying "Oh! Well he could have looked at the sideline. There's officials on each side holding a sign that shows where the first down is. I think it's triangle shaped, isn't it?" Suddenly, the engineer pushed the button, and a series of commercials played. After the commercials ended, Tom started talking (sheepishly) about a completely new topic.

2006-08-10 08:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats Hot- Paris Hilton

2006-08-10 15:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Alec Baldwin when he promised to move out of the USA if "W " won the election .
I for one would like to cash in on that promise . Of course there have been many other outrageously stupid remarks from the one time former hunk , while he tries to run down the mother of his daughter in public . He is low class .

2006-08-10 20:13:41 · answer #3 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 1 0

Paris H. comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe & Princess Di. She is so conceited and such a slut. I've been to some of the same parties as her and she's all like "I've only slept with two guys" - probably 2 guys the week of the interview!

2006-08-10 15:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by dlil 4 · 0 0

Almost anything uttered by Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

2006-08-10 15:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by Susan G 6 · 0 0

"... It's a real shame about all the starving kids in Africa. I'd like to be skinny like that but without all the flies & stuff..."
~ Mariah Carey


"... What's Wal-Mart? Y'mean they sell walls there?"
~ Paris Hilton


"... I never had to pick up my stuff because I'd always assume my mom would do that for me..."
~ Jessica Simpson

2006-08-10 15:24:31 · answer #6 · answered by ViRg() 6 · 1 0

When Jessica Simpson asked if her Chicken of the Sea was chicken or fish? That was a classic moment.

2006-08-10 15:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kareena Kapoor, when asked how she was rated in the Bollywood. "I am the best only next to Kareeshma Kapoor". She is good, I like her very much. But I don't think she is the second best at that time.

2006-08-10 15:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by cgen2 2 · 0 0

MG's recent anti Semitic rant to the Malibu sheriff's department

2006-08-10 15:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by Add Man 4 · 2 0

Everything that comes out Anna Nicole Smith's mouth.

2006-08-10 15:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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