2006-08-10 07:45:19 · 13 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have too much baggage. Maybe a chartered bus would be just the ticket. Greyhound is cutting back on its routes. It may be a relic of the past before long. Does Greyhound take passengers to Key West?
2006-08-11 07:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Where the hell am I?
That guy's interesting...wonder if he knows he's only wearing his underpants...Oops, did he catch me looking? (Fake whistling) Nothing to see here man, just a normal geographically incompetent Welshman, don't bother me, I'll try not to invade your space by existing too hard...
Where am I going again? Tupelo...
I know noting about Tupelo except it's a kind of honey sung about by the Beach Boys...
Was it the Beach Boys?
No, wait a minute, they did Wild Honey...why do I think Tupelo Honey was a song?
Hmm...
Wish I hadn't given my book to that incontinent transvestite now...Was only a couple of pages from the end. Don't want to have to buy it again just to find out if Lord Barleigh killed Lady Cynthia, or whether it was Farquar the steward...
Still I guess her need was greater than mine.
He's got a ticket to ride...he's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide...
Wonder what's in Tupelo if not honey.
What? Sorry, no. No I think I might need these shoes when I get to Tupelo.
No, if it's all the same to you, I'd prefer it if you didn't lick them.
Please.
Oh here we go. One bus, non-stop to Tupelo. Oh hell. Now I can't even sleep, in case Mr Shoe-Licker takes his opportunity.
How many miles is it to Tupelo? Oh. Right. That's further than the whole length of my COUNTRY...
Should have got some water before setting out.
What do you mean, the bathroom's backed up?
Oh well...It's an adventure, innit?
2006-08-11 05:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On how I ended up not having enough money for a train or plane ticket, and why I have to resort to taking the bus. Yuck. I have used all three forms of transportation, and I've even hitchhiked great distances...which is mind numbingly dangerous...and there is no way I'd ever take the bus again, I'd rather take my chances with the kind loving people *cough cough* who pick up hitchhikers on the interstate.
2006-08-10 15:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
on a bank account that could afford me a plane ticket as opposed to the one that got me stuck ridding the greyhound
2006-08-10 16:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd have to buy an extra ticket just for them, they take up too much space!
2006-08-11 00:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the stench from the putrifying mass of unwashed bodies.
2006-08-10 15:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would ask myself what the heck I was doing there in the first place and how I got there.
2006-08-10 18:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have been there numerous times. The thought has always been, what do I really want to do in life.
2006-08-10 18:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On the graffiti on the walls around me or on the homeless sleeping on a bench...
2006-08-10 14:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by bjsmama 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On the closest hot blonde in the area...by the way, your avitar is pretty hot lol
2006-08-10 14:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by navigne 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋