If UFO's turned out to be real, would you still have to show up for work?

Question

Would the car payment still come in the mail? Would the rent still be due at the end of the month?
Don't just say "youre an idiot!" because I see people do that for answers in here all the time- you'll never get picked for "best answer" that way! LOL!
I only ask rhetorically for somethng to think about.

Ok put it this way- "what would change for you if UFO's were proven absolutly to be for real?"

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Answer 1

Oh sure, just when I want to have that kneejerk reply that goes
something like "no, but you will still be a moron," you just have
to go and threaten me with that "best answer" thing!
Man, are you cruel or what?
O.K., of course you have to show up for work. I mean, you have
worked most everyday fro your entire wretched life, why would this
day be any different??
=) LOL

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Answer 2

The global economy would crash, the following groups of people would commit suicide:
Several Members of OPEC (realizing that oil is soon going to be replaced by some cheaper and infinitely more awesome form of fuel)
Hardcore Christians (Not the ones that actually read the bible. Just the crazy ones especially from the South)
G "Dub" Bush (He would assume they have come to seek justice for his actions)
Condie Rice (realizing her love and dedication would soon follow suit)
The majority of members of terrorist groups ( Osama would finally resurface and lead a Jihad against the alien "infedels" and would promise 999 virgins in heaven. Hordes will then follow him into oblivion. )
Fans of the original Outer Limits (assuming that the aliens were here to "serve man")

Me? Yeah I probably wouldn't show up to work for a few days. I might try looting... never done that. I would of course have to come up with a really good reason to justify why I'm stealing plasma screens and LAN routers.
I may even take the opportunity to run around without any pants while yelling obscenities.
Then I would pretend the stress was too much and that I temporarily lost my mind. If Katrina has taught us anything, it's that discarding common sense is absolutely necessary during crisis

Answer 3

If UFO's turned out to be real ,Yes I definately would use that as an excuse not to go to work...that would be great !
I could probably make up about 4 different things off the top of my head such as :
1. Alien Spaceships made my car go kaput!
2. I was out late having a beer at the alien bar with the space critters and I think they might have spiked my drink .
3. I think my girlfriend is impregnated with an alien and I need time off to go take her to the doctor's.
4. An alien spaceship flew over my house and now my alarm clock doesen't work and I slept in late.
I am sure my boss would understand..I hope these alien friends of yours hurry up and get here because I need more excuses to call in .
Thanks I will be looking forward to their arrival !
oh and Let the Force be with You ! :)

Answer 4

Well, it kind of depends on where the irrefutable evidence shows up. I work on a (partially) decommissioned SAC base. If we have a large unidentified craft out on one of the landing strips here, it might be a bit difficult to get to work, even though it's only two blocks and across an intersection away. Freakin' intersection runs directly to the airfield.

On the other hand, I might walk over to Subway and then mosey on down to see what I could see.

Which is a longwinded way of saying I might have to, but I might take the day off anyway.

Answer 5

Yes. My name is Bee and I work for MIB [putting on sun glasses]. Please look right here at . . . [blinding flash of light].

There are no such things as UFOs and what you saw was a reflection of swamp gas on your parents' basement ceiling. Now take your imaginary girlfriend to Thailand and when you get back, move out of your parents' basement and buy some clothes that were made in this century. Then find a job and a real girlfriend, date her for seven months and four days, propose to her (give her a ring that you will be able to afford because you will have a job), marry her next summer (in June; do it right), and live happily ever after.

May God bless and keep you.

Answer 6

Ok here goes. If UFO are proven to be real but they do not interact with us anymore than they are now. Nothing would change except I would have something else to think about. Proving that they are abducting people and performing invasive procedures on them is something else altogether. In such a situation everything that could be done to prevent these occurrences would have to be explored.

Answer 7

UFO's are real and the rent is still due at the beginning of the month (mortgages are payable at the end of the month). I don't make car payments because my car is 12 years old.
Enjoy your life.

Answer 8

I would really find it fascinating. Its hard to say what would change in the world. People get crazy when the unexplained really happens. Fear drives emotions, remember the mass suicides? For me, I'd hope life would continue with the promise of new medical knowledge for healing people and technology for world peace. If a universe can get along, why cant a little planet.

Answer 9

Unforunately this is not Eden, there is only so much food and shelter to go around, and you still have to find a way to survive. You can get just as hungry knowing the truth of the universe than you can playing video games all day.

Answer 10

Yes, if UFO's turned out to be real, I would still have to show up for work.

But then, my situation may not be typical.

I work as Senior Cow Mutilation Interpreter for Hangar 18, a manufacturer of rectal probe technology.