once upon a time................?

Question

tell me a story PLEASE

i am running out of questions to ask that aint already been asked 500X times

Answer 1

once upon a time there was a young girl who liked to ask a lot of questions.
All day and night she visited yahoo and asked one questions after another.
one day she posted a question asking about a story about posting questions.
The people in yahoo land could not believe she had gone so far off her rocker that she would ask such a thing.
They felt she was being stupid.
What they didn't know is that she was watching their answers in amusement. To see if they would answer , this giving her attention.
and they did, by the droves!
The young girl felt happy and rested from asking questions for a while.
The end.
Penny Babson
http://www.impressionsbypenny.com

Answer 2

Once upon a time there were two people, a man and a woman.
They were perfect in every way possible, but neither had a belly button. Everyday they talked to their creator face to face each enjoying the presence of the other. Then came a snake, he didn't enjoy the friendship that the man and woman were having with their creator, so he decided to interfere, unfortunately it worked. When the creator came the next morning the couple hid from Him. Disturbed by their absence, He called out, where are you Adam? But Adam remained hidden until he could hide no more. Standing up on quaking legs, he said sheepishly, I hid because I knew I was naked. God, asked did you eat what I told you not to eat? I did, but the woman invited me, looking at the woman, in gentle gaze of disappointment; she confessed I did, but the snake tricked. God's gentle gaze changed to one of extreme anger, and cursed the snake to crawl and eat dust. He pronounced judgment on the couple, but then He said I won't leave in this state. In the future, the disobedient act you committed will be paid for in full. As He turned to leave the couple, He turned and with a faint hint of a smile spoke softly.I will do it myself, because I love you too much. Some 5,000 years later as He hung on the cross beaten and bleeding from scourging, Jesus looked up and said, forgive them, then said it is finished! Now it is up to you. What will you do with Jesus?

Answer 3

Once upon a time a lady and a lad fall in love and married secretely. they had a beautiful time together.But all of a sudden came a tornado and make them apart from eachother.They love and will love till the end of life as their love is real.They used to dream and dream and ultimately what happened better you write the next.

Answer 4

Once upon a time there was a guy who liked to rain on people's parades. And he never had a parade of his own. So one day a bear ate him, and nobody cared much.
The end.

Answer 5

The fair young maiden spotted the spastic prince.
She thought, what an ugly person the prince was, so off she went and married a commoner, and lived happily ever after, abet, somewhat poor.
The end.

Answer 6

why are you asking questions?

once upon a time is a horrible way to start a story...it should spur some interest, something to make you say "That;s unusual, what does the author mean?" Something like: "I am going to fail." or "I was falling" or even, "They were supposed to live happily ever after"

Answer 7

Once upon a time
The world was sweeter than we knew
Everything was ours
How happy we were then
But somehow once upon a time
Never comes again

a story done in song by Bobby Darin....

Answer 8

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl who was loved by everyone.
One day she decided to go on a walk.
She stepped outside, and, what do you know? A BRICK FELL ON HER HEAD AND SHE DIED!
The end.

Answer 9

Once upon a time....

There's a guy named Woody and he's really swell
He can do anything and do it well

He can play a guitar and he knows the right tune
That will make the girls scream and make them swoon

If he could kiss them girls, well you know they'd faint
But, he loves his wife and she says he cain't

Answer 10

There was a lady who asked 500 questions........