Why they so angry all time? They just like monkeys. Scratchy, scratchy monkeys. Just like boss George Bush. He maybe one that make them so angry. Maybe they angry because of bad choices they make. Try to smile. If you can't smile then cut out picture of smile from magazine and paste over your mean conservative face.
2006-08-10 07:35:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Dennis Miller in love with himself. He not so funny anymore. He talks just to hear himself.
2006-08-10 07:42:22 · update #1
I was wrong. Lots of conservative answers here are very laughable.
2006-08-10 08:02:24 · update #2
They can't see beyond their wallet!
2006-08-10 07:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by cantcu 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because humor is something that orginates in the left hemisphere of the brain and conservatives don't want to have ANY association with the left of anything. The right side of the brain is associated with Fantasy and the Left with Reality. This is why Conservatives believe that their policy is reality when it is actually fantasy. Hope this helps.
2006-08-10 15:51:02 · answer #2 · answered by Pluto Corsini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nancy Pelosi is a happy, giddy soul. Hillary's curdling countinance is rarely smiling unstaged. Edward Kennedy is absolutely the king of comedy. Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are masters of mirth.
I've seen more unscripted smiles from conservatives than liberals, of course except when press cameras are around. Perhaps you exaggerate.
2006-08-10 14:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What about Dennis Miller?
2006-08-10 14:39:56 · answer #4 · answered by C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definition of Conservative: a) Favoring traditional views and values; tending to oppose change. b)Traditional or restrained in style
Definition of Liberal: a) Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry. b) Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.
That's why our sense of humor is so evident. We're open to anything...lol. However, your assertions as to why they are so uptight could be accurate too...LMAO.
I have a very conservative group of family on my Dad's side, and the vast majority of them have a very limited sense of humor. Once you joke about Repugs in government, they get all red faced. Too be honest, I can laugh my *** off to jokes about Democrats. I guess it just hurts because most of the jokes are so true...lol.
2006-08-10 14:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel C 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well that's not true, but if it were I suppose it would be because we are busy making the world turn and can't enjoy the lackadaisical lifestyle of all you hippies.
2006-08-10 14:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by CW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a great sense of humor. We get annoyed at children thinking they have a brain, when in reality they are just dumb kids who apparently have too much time on their hands.
2006-08-10 14:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you even are Japanese...why not worry about whats going on there?
65% of the workforce are highly stressed...
2006-08-10 14:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by smitty031 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a conservative and I have a sense of humor. Do you liberals have a sense of humor, because you get mad when we do something right?
2006-08-10 14:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer Gayle 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm one of the goofiest people alive and I entertain people and make them and myself laugh constantly, both liberal and conservative alike.
Why is it that liberals, who always accuse conservatives of being the ones who stereotype, always stereotype conservatives as being mean spirited, hateful people?
2006-08-10 14:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by baldninja2004 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Each side believes the same thing.
Liberals think conservatives are humorless and stupid and
Conservatives think liberals are humorless and stupid.
2006-08-10 14:46:34 · answer #11 · answered by Mags 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋