If youre a non-smoker, would you fart on a smoker to get revenge for their secondhand smoke youre breathing in

Question

For example, if someones smoking beside you at a bus stop or train platform... or would you keep it in.

Answer 1

i try to fart in a circle around them to get the full effect

Answer 2

A fart is not the way to take revenge as it won’t harm the smoker. Instead throw some gasoline on the smoker while he is smoking and run for your life.

Answer 3

Well Farting Wont Help it Will Make You Disgusted not The Smoker ...
Farting = Bad Idea ...
.. i Would Go to Them And Say im Alergic From Smoke ..And Btw it Works ...

Answer 4

im from ireland, and in ireland there is a smoking ban in public places, so now when we're out pubbing and clubbing and ur at the bar its not a smell of smoke u get its the smell of sweat and fart by all means im against smoking but i think id rather that smell than fart and sweat with that im a non smoker

Answer 5

Oh god, give smokers a break. They are not criminals. They are simply enjoying themselves. Would you walk into a pub and piss into someones drink because they might be sick on your doorstep in a few hours time?
Smokers are not paedophiles, they are not muggers, they are not murderers, they do not maim kittens, they do not insane, they do not break into your house and rape you. Cigarette smoke smells quite nice if you would only unbutton for a few moments. There are much bigger threats than someone lighting a goddamn cig, for Christ's sake. Give it a break.

Answer 6

A bit of a silly question there but sort of funny too, I smoke, not in public but in my own home, but you know just go ahead and fart if it makes you feel good, just be careful though cause you might disappear as your so full of wind.

Answer 7

I think that you could fart beside them but you need to get your candy *** back to *****-land if you cant handle him smoking next to you. I am a non driver does that mean I can spit in your face for driving your car by me walking. No I cant. But if we were in a train station and you fart on me I'll make you eat my cigarretts.

Answer 8

no, that idea has never come up for me. I am a lifetime non smoker and have never farted on someone for smoking. How old are you...15?

Answer 9

The fart sound will definitely be cool but the cigarette burning will nullify your smell. The smoker still wins.

Answer 10

It pisses me off when I see a smoker throwing their cigarette out a car window or tossing it on the ground. Apparently they think that these public areas are their ashtrays.
Regarding farts: Let 'er rip!

Answer 11

you know there are worse things in this world than second hand smoke...if it bothers you that much avoid smokers, come on they aren't allowed to smoke inside and on certain grounds. Suck it up and act your age, why go looking for trouble?