That is, when you Squeeze One Off (Farting Out Loud), nobody can tell it was you, even when a particularly nasty rank one goes off, that people start to pass out or start to run for the exits. I'm sorry that it doesn't work when you're in line for the bar, coz most folks are too hammered to care what they are smelling - until its way too late.
2006-08-10 07:03:44 · 7 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
LOL - to that fellow who hates it so loud, you know you could just find a corner thats not to loud or just go outside to chat with your new friend. As for ordering, maybe thats why a lotta people keep it simple and point at the beer or just shout the simple beer names at the bartender person. You can't get ripped off on a beer.
2006-08-10 09:57:41 · update #1
I take it you don't know how to do "text messaging" on your cell phone yet. Or just bring a little note pad and a pen - pretend you're both deaf, coz it is that loud I agree.
Better yet learn American Sign Language! its a hobby potential :)
2006-08-10 10:01:17 · update #2
No, I hate loud music as well. If there are smokers in the club they might also have fans, so who would really care if someone farted. Could they even tell where it came from? It's like you need a megaphone to talk to some people. That's why I seem to be drifting more towards coffeehouses lately. It's quieter, and if you do pass one, people are so into their books they wouldn't even care.
2006-08-10 08:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by dnnzak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a matter of fact, I HATE that the clubs are so loud. You practically have to be right up on someone to hear what they're saying to you, you CAN'T hold a conversation, so I don't know HOW in the world anyone even picks up a date at a club, not to mention, the music is so loud that when you go to the bar to order a drink, the bartender can't even understand what I'm ordering and I end up with all sorts of f**ked up drinks that I didn't even order.
2006-08-10 07:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
So you go to a bar where the music ISN'T that loud. It's not rocket science.
I hate it when I get home and my valuable ears are ringing. I don't care HOW hot the bar is.
2006-08-10 12:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Luis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have a lot of gas to mention that. How about some Beano?
2006-08-10 07:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
er no
it was because of working in a nightclub that made me 40% deaf
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2006-08-10 07:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Everybody still loves Chris!♥▼© 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You must be a real sick one.
2006-08-10 07:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by winnp1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stale is that you? LOL
2006-08-10 07:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋