2006-08-10 07:02:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Lube, lots of lube.
2006-08-10 07:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by ed 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
most people would be jealous of 14" get some metal polish
and buff to your hearts content i fell in love with a chair until
she made out with the sofa
she shattered my heart in a million pieces the hussy!!!!!
2006-08-11 14:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by wobber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill it with water. Make him a part of your life and make him feel useful. He'll be grateful for you and maybe start to love you!
You could also try to clean his rustyness with some special oil! He'll look even cuter and be more friendly and less toxic.
2006-08-10 14:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by Firefox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK- first soak it in coca-cola classic to remove the rust, then shine it up real nice. After that the possibilities are endless. Do it up!
2006-08-10 14:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by korbbec 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
See a therapist immediately. I'm not trying to be rude...but you do realize you're claiming to love an inanimate object...right?
2006-08-10 14:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by nava_clue 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
buy it some expensive steel wool and some metal polish
you know how vain metal pipes can be
2006-08-10 14:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WD 40!
The stuff is miraculous! And it sounds like you need a miracle.
2006-08-10 14:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by LazlaHollyfeld 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get it out of you A$s and tell it how you feel
2006-08-10 14:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
EXPRESS YOUR TRUE AND UNDIEING LOVE TO IT, IT SHOULD RESPOND... WHO KNOWS IT COULD BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT!!!!
2006-08-10 14:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋