2006-08-10 06:54:33 · 8 answers · asked by Engineer Adam 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Riddle: hilary duff has a small one....Maddona doesn't have one...arnold schwartzinager has a HUGE one
what am I talking about....?
A last name HAHAHAHA
2006-08-10 07:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by a_montana_chick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two fleas in the Caribbean sitting on their porch talking. The first flea said that he went to America on vacation and was so cold that he would not go there again. The second said I went and had a nice time. I'll tell you what to do.........look for a woman and climb up her leg, you will see a jungle, go into the jungle. You will see a cave....do not go into the cave. You will be warm and enjoy your vacation. The flea said that he would try it.
The next time they saw each other. The second flea asked him how was his vacation. He said I did what you said and I climbed up a woman's leg. I saw the jungle and I went in. I saw the cave and i did not go in. All was well then the next thing I knew I was driving down the highway on this guys mustache. I was cold I tell you, cold. Never me again.
2006-08-10 14:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by imahlah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a lady was advising her daughter against bad boys who normally decive little girls to get into bed with them,
she told the girl that if someone want to touch your breast tell the person dont and if he trys to touch your *** tell him stop it
the next day the girl told the mother
mama do you remember you told me if any body want to touch my breast i should say dont and the mother said exactly and if he trys to touch my *** i should say stop it and the mother said mmm
then the girl said well a gentleman touches my *** first before my breast so i said dont stop it
the mother became mute without knowing what to say
she was just standing and stiring at her little girl
i hope by reading this joke over and over again it will make you happy anytime you remember it
stay bless and happy always
2006-08-10 14:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y did the 1 hand chicken cross the road? to get to the second hand shop lol
2006-08-10 14:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by conor e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question: why did the snake cross the road?
Answer: to show oppossums how it's done.
2006-08-10 13:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by lidipiwi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma
2006-08-10 13:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by BigDanEaglesFan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YO MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN WHEN SOMBODY WENT UP TO HER AND SAID WTF HOW DI D U GET SOOO FAT DID YOU EAT UR COUSINS SHE SAID WHAT WHO R U I CANT C U CAUSE THERE IS TO MUCH FAT IN FRONT OF ME
2006-08-10 14:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH ! KANSAS UNIVERSITY !
i farted=sorry.
2006-08-10 14:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by baddog 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋