Do you recall.....Down by the bay....where the watermelons grow....?

Question

back to my home....I dare not go....for if I do...my mother will say....
"Have you ever seen a pig dancing a jig?" down by the bay
if you remember this song ... change the "..." to something else
10pts for the funniest/most original

Answer 1

Have you ever seen a whale with a polkadot tail?
Have you ever seen a goose kissing a moose?
Have you ever seen a flea kissing his knees?
Have you ever seen a bear curling his hair?
Have you ever seen a cow taking a bow?
Have you ever seen me taking a pee????

Sorry about that last one...I'm in a very silly mood and I ran out of ideas...LOL

My son listens to this song all the time...

Answer 2

Down by the bay...where the watermelons grow...back to my home...I dare not go....for if I do...my mother will say...have you ever seen a deer holding a beer? Down by the bay...

Answer 3

Have you ever seen a rock knitting a sock?
Have you ever seen a sow pushing a plough?
Have you ever seen a pope jumping a rope?
Have you ever seen a crane pilot a plane?
Have you ever seen a cook baiting a hook?
R-rated Raffi--Have you ever seen a shrimp slapping a pimp?

Woo that was fun! I'll have to return to Raffi songs more often!

Answer 4

"did you ever see a goose kissing a moose?"

Answer 5

whale/polka dot tail
bear/combing his hair