who will make me laugh?

Question

i cant get motivated today,all these ridiculous questions,oh my goodness,say something funny!use ya brain and make me laugh for 10pts.........

Answer 1

Dang, it's hard to be funny on the spot, but here goes nothing!

Did I ever tell you about how crappy my car is? I was on this date, and as her and I were walking to my car, I unlocked the passenger side door. She said to me, "Your car may be junky, but at least you're a gentleman."

I told her, "Thanks, but, actually, I have to get in on this side!"


Wakka, Wakka, Wakka! Give the boy a cigar!

Answer 2

Usama and an engineer were walking along the beach and chatting about the cruelties in the world when they happen upon a magic lamp. Once rubbed, a Jeannie pops out and grants them each a wish...

Usama- I would like a wall built around my country so no infidels can get in and we can have complete control and rule of our own people without outside interference

****poof**** and it's done

The Jeannie turns to the engineer... they engineer being the inquisitive person he is, asks the Jeannie to tell him more about this fabulous feat of engineering. The Jeannie says this wall is solid concrete, 200 feet high and 50 feet wide, reinforced with rebar and nothing can penetrate it... nothing can get in and nothing can get out.

Engineer: fill it with water

Answer 3

I mean after reading all this
I did not even crack a smile
now I feel the way you do
and the proof is in my avatar
if you were black with a zebra hat you would look
like me
So couisn just get a zebra hat and put it on and look like me anyway
And I will continue to read what people are replying back to you
so i can laugh myself
but so far
nothing

Answer 4

Bush Visits a Nursing Home

President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.

Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"

The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."

(Actually, it is today's joke from Comedy Central).

Answer 5

My husband is a mailman, he had a package for this lady. He knocked, rang her bell, knocked again, even went to the back door. NO ANSWER! Left the slip of paper to pick up at post office. Later that day- boss calls him in office- asked why didn't he knock or ring this ladies door bell? She called to say she was home- really wants her pkg.. My husband said he DID everything- Then showed his boss the package- It was from "Miracle Ear"!

Answer 6

Uh, okay. This is something my mother actually said today- "Where's the chihuahua? I thought this was a comedy!"

Not as funny out of context, but I can't do funny without something to build off of. lmao

Answer 7

Did you know that there are some people, assuming they are otherwise normal, that get off on A-bombs? People are getting horny over a device that can destroy them with one thrust, bang, boom!

How do you approach your partner with this? "Uh, honey, I'd like to try something new tonight, but we'll only be able to do this once."

Now, I wouldn't mind having an A-bomb in my house; it would be a great conversation starter. "Yeah, I could wipe out Beverly Hills with this bad boy."

Answer 8

I thought the idea of

Jen + Ludd + Mrs. Paige = a good time

was kind of funny.

Or maybe it was just perverted.

Answer 9

A zebra does not change its spots,Al Gore."I get to go to lots of overseas places like Canada",Brittney Spears."LOL

Answer 10

Your avatar reminds me of Samantha from Josie and the poosy-cats.