How would I go about becoming a NEOCON? what exactly would I have to do?

Question

Just wondering.

Answer 1

First, you must swear this oath:
http://www.gop.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=4324
Then you must ignore everything you just swore to.

Simple as that...

Another thing you can do to speed along your progression is to tape open your eyelids, put on FOX news(?) and a pot of strong black coffee. Sit and watch. Eventually, you will see the light (or darkness).

Answer 2

sing the song.
ALL neocons sing the same song and if you do not no of it or have heard it you can not join.
ITS a club for people with like minds to control the lower forms of humanity .
MOST of the people you call neocons are in fact misguided people who are lead by the piper playing the music .
THEY will do whatever they are told is right .
YOU are not able to join it is by birth you become a neocon .
SOME have rejected this and been removed from the family and neocon community.
YOU can never openly admit you loath people who do not have an ivy league education .
YOU must only associate with the members of your social and economic position within the neocon structure .
NEW money must prove itself before the people can be trusted to join the inner sanctum of neoconism .
SORRY you can not just join them as you might belief .
YOU can become a follower of the practices of taking from the poor and giving to the rich and this is as close as you can get .
BUT why would someone want to join them .

Answer 3

- Start listening to Faux News exclusively
- Only read news articles that say "Think tank American Enterprise Institute released a study today..."
- Cease any financial support of anyone and invest the money saved into the oil, pharmaceutical, banking, and health insurance industries.
- Support any legislation no matter how bad for the USA, if it improves the earnings of the companies in which you are invested. They have BIG Political Action Comittees. It will not be hard to find out what they want.

Answer 4

Find the guy by the freeway preaching to motorists and develop your platform based on his beliefs.

Clap every time you see a flag, a soldier, or the leader's face.

Never go near a recruiting office or a war, ever. Call anyone who has faced war and hates to see kids die a coward. Try to keep images of dying soldiers off of TV.

Listen to Hannaty, Limbaugh, and O'Reilly. Ignore that they do all of the things that they rant about. Do not check them for facts.

Put a W sticker on your SUV so as to be readily identifiable.

Answer 5

Enlist you and everyone in your family to run for office in different states to broaden your power (if you can't afford it, too bad). Assume that any viewpoint on social issues different from your own is poison for American family values. Base all your decisions on faith rather than logic. Hire someone to be your righr hand man who is manifestly more evil than you and can help you make all those hard decisions. Put business before American lives at all times.

Answer 6

Simple... just sell your soul and act like the only thing that matters under the sun is the ALMIGHTY $ bill.

If you had to go thru a complicated process like getting your PhD to become a Neocon..There will be No Necons.

Answer 7

What is this whole Neocon thing? If you are a lib, then I would suppose in order to become a conservative you would have to first grow a brain and open your eyes.

Answer 8

It's impossible in your case. From my experience you are enigmatic, have a balanced view of life, love freedom, appreciate women as equal partners in all endeavours, don't get your information from the 'Fox No News' agency, a Patriot, No chance will they accept you in their bossom. I hope and pray you stay as you are defending the rights of the free people of America.

Answer 9

Let go of reason.
Dismiss scientific evidence.
Ignore history and experience.
Restore the power of the presidency.
Bomb Iran?

Answer 10

First, you use common sense. And think through a problem.

Not flip flopping on issues, sticking to what you believe is right.