2006-08-10 04:19:26 · 4 answers · asked by whydothedumboutnumberthesmart? 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yeah sure Ninjas
Did you ever notice the natural digression of Southern White Trash.
First they don't qualify for college. Next they don't get a football scholarship. (I won't explain why at this time) So there off to the Races. After they total their Camero the next big driving task is mastering the big rig.
Life is good in the big rig for WT's they can drive around and get fat watch porn at the truck stop motels. pick up those err...ahh truck girls. Then as you could expect they're busted for driving on Meth and not keeping up their log book.
The digression proceeds to Blackwater Security. Oh WT's love being in a private army. They can carry big guns, operate with impunity, get fatter oh and kill sand ni**ers. It's better than traveling back in time.
But the final stop on this saga is the Southern White Trash Ninja. Weighing in at 300 pounds clothed in black silent deadly, fully devolved from a double-wide in Taladega to the roof tops of Badgag.
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As heard on the roof:
Oops (thud) Oh!! (clang clatter rattle)
Shhhh
I slipped on something
Shhhh
What the ...
Shhhh
Oh no I can't be...
Shhh
I got pigeon ...
Shhhh
< a door opens a light comes on >
Akmeed is that you
(Clamg clunk)
Shhh
2006-08-10 04:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by 43 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, they aren't called Ninjas anymore, but you can bet that some agents wear dark clothes for night operations, and while they don't carry the Ninja sword, their shorter cutlery may have a serrated "Tanto"-pointed blade.
2006-08-10 11:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by senior citizen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, ninjas have archaic weapons.
2006-08-10 11:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO YOU STUPID A$$
2006-08-10 11:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by TERRY G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋