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2006-08-10 04:13:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Personal Finance
The question really is...Does your money need you?
With money being 100% inanimate and unable to think for itself, the answer to that question is no. Your money does not need you.
Fortunetly, I am an advocate for the care of inanimate money. So much money is in need of a good home where help groups can teach money to feel, love, cry, and need its human. For years and years, the almighty dollar, has been unable to feel and need; but I will change that. Your money needs me to help it need you. Send me your money. Don't your care about your money. It needs me.
Thank you
2006-08-10 04:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No! I only deal with goverment issued bills. I stopped playing monopoly 20 yrs ago
2006-08-14 09:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by iceman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, I have a money tree out back
if that ever fails, I'm also making copies of $20 bills
(This is between you & me...don't tell anyone, ok?!)
2006-08-10 05:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by Dwight D J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll knead any part of you for your money
2006-08-10 04:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by milhouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-10 18:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋