2006-08-10 04:11:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
(question)Big accident happened at the zoo. Did I respond in the right away? Am I a hero?
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Me and my hubby argus went to the local zoo the other day and there was an elephant show. It was so neat because the elephant was dressed like a balerina. Whats strange was the elephant was a guy and it lifted its back leg and began squirting pee everywhere. People were shouting and kids were screaming. It was a very hot humid day in utah and the urine was splashing all over the crowd.
My huggy argus ran and hid underneath the bleachers. A kid that was running away slipped on the pee and landed on his face giving him a nose blead while his mother was trying to help him up and the urine was smacking the back of her head. I then thought of an idea and rushed towards the elepahnt and crawled underneath it and placed his urine spraying pole in my mouth and took alot of the impact. It was pretty bad but I wanted to be a hero or heroin whichever it is. I thought Id get a reward for it but then everyone stopped screaming and all laughed at me. One guy even kicked me in the head.Never again
2006-08-11 15:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's a pretty strange one someone asked today...
why is the questions answer....how come?
well two in one at a time vision is a y pattern 2 into one
as feet hands head are two to onebody...
Here's the link to the question page: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av1KccGfxWQRfwyEwBIStnfsy6IX?qid=20060810045914AAxqtX4
2006-08-10 11:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by deedah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone asked, if Nicole, the lead singer of PussyCat Dolls is a man, you know like transsexual or something.
2006-08-10 11:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn Treader 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once asked tell me what you do with you toenail clippings....maybe not my most bizarre however close
2006-08-10 17:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably mine-here it is-
Can George Bush be wrong?- answer in two letters or less and your answer must start with a N and your hot
2006-08-10 11:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by No More Mr. Nice Guy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How many b a l l s do you have?
2006-08-11 08:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sweetlemonman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what would you sacrifice to go out on a date with me ?
2006-08-11 08:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by internat y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probalys some1's asked if they get an erection when they go 4 a crap lol,wouldnt suprise me :-)
p.s ya looking lovely 2day
2006-08-10 11:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
whether aliens were responsible for all the evil in the world.
oh, i like your black ash, too.
2006-08-10 11:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is it me or are gurls really into strapon fun with their bf's these days?
2006-08-11 03:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Spock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋