When you were a little kid, what was your best insult to use when you got in arguments with other kids?

Answer 1

I was very witty for my age, I could "roast" anyone. If they said something about me I'd respond by talking about their mom there appearance or somethin else random. I had that kind of rep unfortunately, I would say random funny things like "That's why your mom won the NBA dunk contest" or "tell your mom to stop break dancing on cardboard boxes" , "your mom hunts with a boomerang". If they were fat or I'd say things like. "shut up before i through a sandwich at u ", "damn I'm gaining calories just looking at u".

For some some strange reason people always laughed at my random comebacks.??

Answer 2

E=mc^2

Answer 3

when the argument is a heated one, not saying anything is my best counter attack, i was not aware that its a psycho approach when i was a kid but i feel that making your opponent feel that you are unaffected with them, the more they get grrrrr, lolz

Answer 4

I wasn't very good in arguments. I usually just cried.

Answer 5

usually something with the world balls...i grew up with a 13yr old and a 17 yr old lol

Answer 6

"We won, we won, we shot the b.b. gun, you lost, you lost, you in the tomato sauce." That's if me or my team won a game, that was a silly taunt to the losers.
"In 1988, ya mama tried to skate, she hit the pole, her titties rolled, in 1988." Don't even ask...

Answer 7

I know you are, but what am I

I'm rubber and your glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

Answer 8

One day in school, my own cousin called me fat.... she was a skank-whore. I told her that I may be fat, but she's ugly, and I can lose weight.

Answer 9

We weren't quite little by thid time, but we all stole a line from "Welcome Back, Kotter."

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

Answer 10

I know you are but what am i??

But the worst til this day is 'Your mother!'