If you eat too many figs you get the runs and too many bananas make you constipated?

Question

If I ate 25 packets of figs and had the runs real bad, how many bananas would I have to eat to stop it?? Without making me constipated

Answer 1

Do this equation & you'll be able to work it out for yourself:

No. of figs in packet
multiply by 25 (No of packets you ate)
divide it by 31.25687 (% of the fig that gives you the runs)
then multiply this figure by 2.87575 (the ratio of banana / fig you need to eat)

This will give you the weight of banana in pounds (lbs) (without skin) that you will need to eat.

Let me give you an example (assuming 6 figs per pack):

6 x 25 = 150 figs

150 / 31.25687 = 4.7989449999

4.7989449999 x 2.87575 = 13.800566 lbs

So you would need to eat over 13 lbs of bananas to cure your runs without getting constipated.

Do you believe me?????????

Answer 2

You wold need to eat Bananas that are slightly green (because it is sticky).

I'm not sure -- manybe one or two. If that doesn't work, try medecine (or just wait until all of the figs are out of your system).

Answer 3

No too many Banana's gives you the Splits....lol :)

Answer 4

Take some Immodium - you can get it from the chemist.

Then always remember the following:

"Everything in moderation".

Answer 5

Twenty seven. Big ones too..


















hope that helps....lmao

Answer 6

No bananas-----------Cheese Logs