2006-08-10 00:54:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Well, I'll have a shot at it ...
A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?"
She explains the situation with the toaster.
He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
Her money was instantly refunded.
2006-08-10 01:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly no, I'm not very funny to strangers, but my friends find me entertaining. Try listening to Mitch Hedburg, his stoned/entoxicated presentation is hilarious and his jokes sometimes even ask real life questions that you would feel silly asking outloud.
For Starters:
If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for... That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.
I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly..
2006-08-10 09:07:40 · answer #2 · answered by scoty_dosntno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you want to laugh... :) (Do you want me to try?)
2006-08-10 07:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by woodu17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-10 07:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? are u sad?
2006-08-10 07:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm... still not working?
2006-08-10 08:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by lem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋