i've asked that a million times myself, and i still dont have an answer. i guess they're born that way.....more's the pity.
2006-08-10 07:52:27
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answer #1
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answered by S 4
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It's just a clever ruse on our part.
Read and learn :oP
Who is the happy husband? Why, indeed,
'Tis he who's useless in the time of need;
Who, asked to unclasp a bracelet or a neckless,
Contrives to be utterly futile, fumbling, feckless,
Or when a zipper nips his loved one's back
Cannot restore the zipper to its track.
Another time, not wishing to be flayed,
She will not use him as a lady's maid.
Stove-wise he's the perpetual backward learner
Who can't turn on or off the proper burner.
If faced with washing up he never gripes,
But simply drops more dishes than he wipes.
She finds his absence preferable to his aid,
And thus all mealtime chores doth he evade.
He can, attempting to replace a fuse,
Black out the coast from Boston to Newport News,
Or, hanging pictures, be the rookie wizard
Who fills the parlor with a plaster blizzard.
He'll not again be called to competition
With decorator or with electrician.
At last it dawns upon his patient spouse
He's better at his desk than round the house.
Ogden Nash
2006-08-10 08:21:45
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answered by Anonymous
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I do not understand your source of venom toward the male of the species. Have you been hurt? Or did you enter a relationship with certain expectations that were unrealistic in the end? Men are not stupid. Men are men, and they just think differently than women do. There are smart men and stupid men and in-between men, just like there are for women. So much gets lost in what is expected, but not communicated. Personally, I am affronted by your assertation that I, a man by benefit of my XY 23rd chromosome, am intellectually inferior as a result of that genetic disposition. I take great umbrage to your positing that, simply because my genitalia are "outie" instead of "innie", I am somehow mentally deficient. I view your position with much sorrow, and I hope your fortunes with us stupid male pigs improves with time.
2006-08-10 07:53:09
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answered by gadjitfreek 5
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Sometimes they can be...but it's wrong to place judgements on men you don't know...you might overlook the right 'smart' guy for you because you are so focused on the bad stupid ones.
2006-08-10 08:30:45
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answered by Luna 5
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Men are stupid because they fail to understand why women are so erratic.
2006-08-10 09:03:58
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answered by Alfer 2
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Men are not stupid. They just seem stupid compared to us females/women/girls. :)
2006-08-10 08:01:54
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answered by sla 2
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I think they are born like that and from then on it just gets worse.
2006-08-10 08:45:39
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answered by lisa 2
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men stupid, asking a question like that makes you what.
2006-08-10 07:49:40
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answered by peterrod@btinternet.com 2
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Perhaps , men understood too well the saying "Like poles repel " !
2006-08-10 08:51:23
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answer #9
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answered by Spiritualseeker 7
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If we were smart...you would just want more from us.
Right now...Lawn mower good. Friend. Beer Good. Woman Nice...soft.
Unga Unga
2006-08-10 07:53:49
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answered by Bruce B 4
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