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2006-08-10 00:42:43 · 8 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

THANK YOU!!!

I have been just LONGING to share this private information with an online community of millions.

Here it goes, in stages:

FIRST TEN SECONDS (WARMING-UP)

Utter amazement, and a kind of bewildered delight that she's letting me touch her, after all these months. OK, years.

Visual reference: Goofy (choose any Donald Duck cartoon.)

NEXT TWENTY SECONDS (GETTING INTO IT)

Concentration takes over now, as my body reacts to the long-forgotten feel of female flesh. Eyes narrow as I focus grimly and completely on the job at hand.

Visual reference: Clint Eastwood in 'A Fistful Of Dollars.'

KERSPLOOIE TIME! (SELF-EXPLANATORY - less than 40 seconds later)

Eyes go slightly crossed. Tongue pops out. Nose migrates across my face until it's nestled on my right cheek. Lips detach from moorings and crawl up to my forehead, looking like lipstick-smothered caterpillars. Ears flap like Dumbo's wings. Head spins around 360 degrees a la 'The Exorcist'.

I moan gently.

In five-six years time, I'll do it all over again.

2006-08-10 00:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 2 0

At the moment of climax it looks exactly like your avatar. It's uncanny.

2006-08-10 13:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your avatar face scares me.

2006-08-10 07:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by Natalie K 2 · 0 0

not as hot as yours I'm afraid

2006-08-10 08:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

it looks like....well, kind of like your avatar!

2006-08-10 08:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0 0

hmmm... I had to look up the word....well, I don't know...wow...

2006-08-10 18:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by itty 7 · 0 0

Why?

2006-08-10 07:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by Sallie J 3 · 0 0

??? WHY???

2006-08-10 07:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by Charlene 3 · 0 0

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