So, i've decided that at least once a week i'll post a would you rather question...
rules=
1.you cannot say neither.
2. you must back up your answer.
best answer (most detail. makes me laugh...) gets 10 pnts! yay you!!!
everyone else gets the yucky two points.. but your still doing better than me. who lost five.
so heres the question.
would you rather.... be a public toilet. or the public toilet paper (going to be used not still in the package..)
2006-08-09 22:23:02 · 20 answers · asked by Katie K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
toilet bc i atleast would get some *** haha and be cleaned hopefully once in awhile
2006-08-09 22:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd much rather be the paper, you get it smeared all over you just the once, and then you get flushed clean, the nice cool water, rushing over you as you melt away on the way down to the sewer, what a nice short life - unlike the one we actually have, where you always get sh¡t on more than once by somebody!!!
I could NOT be the public lav!! The other day I was in one while on holiday, and I heard the most disgusting sounds ever coming from inside it!!! No way, you get puked all over, you get pooped on, when there is no paper, people wipe their fingers on you (ugh!), and you get wee splashed all over you. And you have to put up with this day in, day out, over and over. Yeah, so you get cleaned, but you know what's in store for you again the next day!! What an awful life - and you last for ages!!
Paper, definitely, you only have to be used once, then you can Rest In Peace.
RIP loo roll - lol!
2006-08-10 06:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh...
Well on one hand, the toilet at least has the opportunity to clean itself, but it gets used repeatedly.
Toilet paper gets the brunt of it, but each section only has to deal with the indignity once and then it is over.
I think I'd have to go with a toilet. At least as a toilet you could back up & overflow to get some form of revenge... :)
2006-08-10 06:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Physh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a question...
I would say the toilet - although depends what part of the toilet we are talking about maybe the handle.
Or actually the paper as the paper...doesnt get used that much i assume... eeeewwwww thats an awful question eeeewwwwwwwww
cant i just be the sink???
2006-08-10 05:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK...I would rather be...oh this is disgusting...a public toilet. Because...even if you get poo all over you, the water still washes the waste away when a person flushes. And still, you get to be cleaned (cleaning the toilet). And paper doesn't get to be cleaned (it's the one that actually is supposed to clean the waste) and it just gets flushed down to the smelly sewers...So, to be a public TOILET is better than to be toilet PAPER!
2006-08-10 05:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by house md rocks! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.... Do I at least get to be in the girls toilet?
Well I would go for the toilet paper hoping to be flushed as soon as possible so I could escape to the ocean.... As a piecie of dirty toilet paper I think I would be pretty angry and needing to vent some fustration, so I would probably suffurcate a baby seal!
2006-08-10 05:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
TOILET!!
That way i wont have to actually wipe across somebody's dirty a.ss or get greenies blown all over me!! That would be gross!! If I'm a toilet i would also get cleaned and i can control who i punish by how the use me!! If you crap all over me i will block the toilet and make sure the water bowl over flows with your crap! ha ha ha! This is so weird yet so funny to answer!!!
Good question!! Never come across one like this. ha ha ha ha!!
2006-08-10 06:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool question ! at least it made me laugh (too bad I'm at the office, my boss just frowned at me because of your silly question !!)
Anyway, the choice is very difficult...
Both will be very very dirty.
Both will see lots of butts (not always a good thing...)
OK, my choice is : public toilet paper. At least, I'll travel ! In the sewers, but I'll still view a lot more things that the public toilet !
2006-08-10 05:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by tokala 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what a choice one should have? but i'll give in to your rules (hope to get 10 pts...ha ha ha) I'd rather be the public toilet...as public toilet because i can help anybody should their needs arises and am sure always to give them the uncomparable comfort feeling....ha ha ha...
2006-08-10 05:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by chona a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather be the toilet because I wouldn't want the highlight of my life to be "that time when I was stuck to someones shoe".
2006-08-10 05:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Joe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋