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You will find, in the town centre, a large building with a blue sign outside it. This, to the uninitiated, looks like a police station, but it is a little known fact that under Scots law, the police must provide cannabis to people who approach their main desk and say 'I want to buy cannabis BUT IT IS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES.' (capitals show the bit you MUST remember to say. They will provide it to you at a much lower price than the dealers and it is all entirely above board.

2006-08-09 22:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by eriverpipe 7 · 0 1

Go to dodgiest pub you can find wearing a cannabis related T-shirt, b-cool, and it will come to you. Don't pay more than 30 quid for anything green, or 20 for brown.

2006-08-09 22:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by cardralph 2 · 0 1

LOL @ Hogsheadpubs... not sure you will get a real reply, the bizzies may be looking for the same answer...
don't use cannabis, find another way to chill.. a legal healthy way.

2006-08-10 02:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by dianafpacker 4 · 0 1

Why don't you go to Dundee to have a good time and enjoy all the other things it has to offer. Think long and hard on this, it'd for your own good.

2006-08-09 22:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by cool chicken 2 · 0 1

When I was picking raspberries in Scotland (near Inverness) oooh forever ago, we had mobile dealers who would visit the campsite! Not bad - deals on wheels.

2006-08-09 22:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0 1

any block of council flats should have a dealer kickin about

2006-08-09 22:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

at your local pub seems to be the answer

2006-08-09 22:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 · 2 1

Have you not watched Trainspotting ?

2006-08-10 09:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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