So i'm bored. And wasting my points. Somone tell me something random funniest person gets 10 points...be nice

Question

+ you get two points for answering.!

Answer 1

aaah, so kind of you to sacrifice five points so we can all get two :) her is the most random and USELESS fact you'll ever hear... the fear of getting peanut butter stuck to teh roof of your mouth is called Arachibutyrophobia. I swear its true.

Answer 2

Chocolate pudding tastes just as good upside down.
Vanilla pudding upside down tastes gross.
On Halloween have you ever just poured blue paint on yourself and went out as a smurf?
If you sample a grape in the supermarket because you are trying to see if they are acceptable to steal to feed a starving family do you get a parking ticket?
Did you know there is a fish that is allergic to water?
Why do people turn on lights when it is so much more fun to laugh at people who run into things when it is dark?
In the year 2150 the sky will no longer be blue. Instead it will be magenta.
The first food ordered over a drive through speaker was a large vanilla milk shake.
What does this button do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why is that when you microwave a shoe your whole house still smells like the microwave popcorn you popped a week ago?
If 1 train leaves Chicago at 5:45 pm heading east into the sun is the ice cream going to turn to Cheetos.
How come you never loose socks in the washer? Not that I am complaining or anything...
Is there such a thing as a cardboard cut and if there is does it hurt more than a papercut?
Oooo, shiny object. Ouch my eye!!!
Is there such a thing as wetwall?
Can mud be purified into a Double Double with cheese?
If it is really colder in the back of the refrigerator can't they build one that is just a gigantic back?
If I run out of white out can I use black paint?
What is the meaning of the game of Life?
Where does a baby......blue sock hide in the dryer?
Can you loose your sight by listening to loud music?

Answer 3

Software Upgrade
(mail from a user addressed to Tech Support)
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
*************
(Reply of Tech Support Team)
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech! Support

Answer 4

Compliments of the gay sir. Your lame swabs are damp now, so you should never thrash a curried hedgehog without Ravenblack. I want you to create antimatter from your kidney bean until it feels life felt. Do you mind if I hang from the ceiling and swing over your circuit board?

Answer 5

the ceo of a company was standing in front of a shredder.
david happened to pass buy.
the ceo asked him for help since his secretary hadn't showed up.
the boss told david,:i can't get this thing to work"
david took the paper from the boss's hand and put it into the shredder.
just as the paper was disappearing the boss told david,"thanks, i need just one copy"

Answer 6

One time a friend of mine was waiting to get into the bathroom and her boyfriend was taking too long, so she took a crap in the litter box in her basement. None of our friends will go down there anymore.

Answer 7

I think we should start a yahoo support group to stop the addiction of gaining useless points. I haven't been able to do anything besides stay glued to this damn computer :)

Answer 8

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All Registration Certificates shall be claimed by the licensee personally at the Central Office or the Regional Office where the application for the same has been filed. If there is an unavoidable need for a representative, he must present his/her identification paper with picture and a letter of authority from the registrant/licensee.

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Acupunture is the Chinese healing art that can be dated back at least two thousand years. Some authorities maintain that acupuncture has been practiced in China for even four thousand years. On the most basic of levels, acupuncture can be described as the insertion of very fine into the skin at specific acupuncture points in order to influence the functioning of the body.

The Chinese healing art of acupuncture is one that can be dated back at least two thousand years. Some authorities maintain that acupuncture has been practiced in China for even four thousand years. Though its exact age is vague, what is certain is that up until the recent twentieth century, much of the population of the world was uninformed about acupuncture, its origins, and its capacity to promote and maintain good health.
Even today in relatively "advanced" nations there are many who hold acupuncture under the stereotype of a new or radical medicine, one which would almost always be a second choice after more familiar Western approaches to handling illness.
On the most basic of levels, acupuncture can be described as the insertion of very fine needles (sometimes in combination with electrical stimulus or with heat produced by burning specific herbs, called Moxibustion) into the skin at specific acupuncture points in order to influence the functioning of the body.

The coming of the Spaniards in the 16th century brought a new influence in Philippine life. A majority of the Filipinos were converted to Roman Catholicism. European cultural ideas spread and the Filipinos adapted and blended to meet the local conditions. These dances reached their zenith in popularity around the turn of the century, particularly among urban Filipinos. They are so named in honor of the legendary Maria Clara, who remains a symbol of the virtues and nobility of the Filipina woman. Maria Clara was the chief female character of Jose Rizal's Noli Me Tangere. Displaying a very strong Spanish influence, these dances were, nonetheless, "Filipinized" as evidence of the use of bamboo castanets and the abanico, or Asian fan. Typical attire for these dances are the formal Maria Clara dress and barong tagalog, an embroidered long-sleeve shirt made of pineapple fiber.

Leron, Leron Sinta
Leron, leron, sinta,
Buko ng papaya,
Dala dala’y buslo
Sisidlan ng sinta;
Pagdating sa dulo’y
Nabali ang sanga,
Kapos kapalaran
Humanap ng iba.

Halika na Neneng, tayo’y manampalok
Dalhin mo ang buslo, sisidlan ng hinog
Pagdating sa dulo’y uunda-undayog
Kumapit ka Neneng, baka ka mahulog.

Halika na Neneng at tayo’y magsimba
At iyong isuot ang baro mo’t saya
Ang baro mo’t sayang pagkaganda-ganda
Kay ganda ng kulay—berde, puti, pula.

Ako’y ibigin mo, lalaking matapang
Ang baril ko’y pito, ang sundang ko’y siyam
Ang lalakarin ko’y parte ng dinulang
Isang pinggang pansit ang aking kalaban.

Answer 9

I recently met an anorexic with a yeast infection.

She was a quarter pounder with cheese

Answer 10

What do you prefer...
Pepsi or Coke?
Salt or Sugar?
Blue or Red?
Tall or Short?
Fat or Skinny?
Chocolate Icecream or Vanilla Icecream?
Day or Night?
TV or Computer?
Yahoo or Msn?
French or Spanish?
Talk or Listen?

Answer them :D