Meeting a gorgeous girl in a club and going back to her place, we had amazing sex and got along really well,we swapped phone numbers and fell asleep. In the middle of the night I woke up with a funny belly and to my absolute horror I realized id had a monumental case of diarrhea. I tried a halve hearted pathetic attempt to clean up my foul smelling mess that she was halve laying in, being careful not to wake her and eventually admitted defeat and sneaked home.
I dont go to that nightclub or even that part of town at all anymore. I ignored her phone calls
2006-08-09 21:40:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Starting a 4 band rock gig in front of 600 people and finding that i didn't plug my bass guitar into the di box that takes the sound to the PA (ouch that's seen and not heard, beam me up)
2006-08-09 21:36:20
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answered by just-dave 5
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Well I was at a music festival a while back with some freinds, There we were all dancing away, when we noticed some kids next to us dancing in a strange way. So we decided we would mimic them, after a while it started to dawn on us that were dancing in the disabled section!! Embarrassing or what!
2006-08-09 21:42:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I know I have done really stupid stuff, but I have perfected the art of forgetting! Seriously, I forget about embarassing stuff instantly and remember it years later in like, a dream and then I forget again! Genius!
2006-08-10 09:55:26
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answered by floppity 7
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Its embarassing but sweet in a way too.
Talking about someone and saying how much I liked them so on and so forth and she was sat behind me. And my so called friends to let me know "The bar-stools"
2006-08-09 21:37:22
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answered by Anonymous
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i was in a pub talking to a stranger and a fellow walked in covered with tatoos. the guy i was talking to made a comment about all those tatoos, and i said what gets me is these grown men with mother tatooed to their arms. i saw this same fellow that i was talking to a few days later and he was wearing a short sleeved shirt and on his arm was tatooed mother.
2006-08-09 21:51:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Making a speaching in front of students and in the end of speaching finding my pants unzipped. And I didn't wear underwear.
2006-08-09 21:55:14
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answered by Lune 2
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my husband walked up to me in the supermarket and said at the top of his voice, while holding up a tube of pile cream...'here u are dear this will help your piles'. The supermarket wasn't exactly empty either.
2006-08-09 21:36:24
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answered by emma s 2
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i stopped on motorway cafe for break. when i came out my car had gone,phoned police who asked me where i had travelled from, i replied from the north. the officer led back to the restaurant and out the other side, there was my car. i hadnt realised i had crossed over motorway to get to restaurant
2006-08-09 21:38:27
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answered by STEPHEN P 1
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got so drunk i threw up on my m/i/l brand new sofa!! (she had only had it delivered that day!!) in front of 15 of her party guests then while being "assisted" to bed i fell down the stars backwards the things u do when u r drunk lol
2006-08-09 21:40:48
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answered by kj 5
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